Guest alex Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Lass at uni thought the line "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said 'I'd like to smash every tooth in your head' " from Bigmouth Strikes Again said 'mash a beetroot in your head'. Genius I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Daft bitch on a Hen Doo in town after the Wigan game, stumbling up past The Gate singing 'all the cigarettes' instead of 'all the single ladies' with one of her friends quietly tugging on her L plate trying to correct her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Radgi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 You know that song that goes ... oom pa oom pa oom pa pa oom pa pa oom pa pa! oom pa oom pa oom pa pa oom pa oom pa pa On a loop one of the lads was singing... paedo paedo paedophile paedophile paedophile paedo paedo paedophile paedo paedophile Which was funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Has Warren Zevon got a look in in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Has Warren Zevon got a look in in here? Great call tbh. ahwoooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Im over they head like bulimic on a see-saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I started as an altar boy, working at the church Learning all my holy moves, doing some research Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund" I'd leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I cross I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamy Of course I went to law school and took a law degree And counseled all my clients to plead insanity Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair I put my last few francs down on a prostitute Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig? And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide Looking through the want ads sipping Fosters in the shade I opened up an agency somewhere down the line To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals Warren Zevon, funny lyrics man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I thought Bernie Taupin was prob the best ever. Too many to mention. Some of 10cc's songs by Lol Creme and Kevin Godley are cleverly put together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I thought Bernie Taupin was prob the best ever. Too many to mention. Levon is an underrated song IMO. Lyrically and musically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I thought Bernie Taupin was prob the best ever. Too many to mention. Levon is an underrated song IMO. Lyrically and musically. it was a hit in the US singles charts, but Elton John didn't really get into the singles market in the UK until he released Rocket Man, Crocodile Rock and Daniel, after the release of Your Song. Tumbleweed Connection and Madman Across the Water didn't produce any singles in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I thought Bernie Taupin was prob the best ever. Too many to mention. Levon is an underrated song IMO. Lyrically and musically. http://www.eltonography.com/songs/levon.html Levon wears his war wound like a crown He calls his child Jesus `Cause he likes the name And he sends him to the finest school in town Levon, Levon likes his money He makes a lot they say Spends his days counting In a garage by the motorway He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day When the New York Times said God is dead And the war's begun Alvin Tostig has a son today chorus And he shall be Levon And he shall be a good man And he shall be Levon In tradition with the family plan And he shall be Levon And he shall be a good man He shall be Levon Levon sells cartoon balloons in town His family business thrives Jesus blows up balloons all day Sits on the porch swing watching them fly And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus Leaving Levon far behind Take a balloon and go sailing While Levon, Levon slowly dies He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day When the New York Times said God is dead And the war's begun Alvin Tostig has a son today [repeat chorus] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I thought Bernie Taupin was prob the best ever. Too many to mention. Levon is an underrated song IMO. Lyrically and musically. Indian Sunset, also from Madman Across The Water As I awoke this evening with the smell of wood smoke clinging Like a gentle cobweb hanging upon a painted tepee Oh I went to see my chieftain with my warlance and my woman For he told us that the yellow moon would very soon be leaving This I can't believe I said, I can't believe our warlord's dead Oh he would not leave the chosen ones to the buzzards and the soldiers guns Oh great father of the Iroquois ever since I was young I've read the writing of the smoke and breastfed on the sound of drums I've learned to hurl the tomahawk and ride a painted pony wild To run the gauntlet of the Sioux, to make a chieftain's daughter mine And now you ask that I should watch The red man's race be slowly crushed What kind of words are these to hear From Yellow Dog whom white man fears I take only what is mine Lord, my pony, my squaw, and my child I can't stay to see you die along with my tribe's pride I go to search for the yellow moon and the fathers of our sons Where the red sun sinks in the hills of gold and the healing waters run Trampling down the prairie rose leaving hoof tracks in the sand Those who wish to follow me I welcome with my hands I heard from passing renegades Geronimo was dead He'd been laying down his weapons when they filled him full of lead Now there seems no reason why I should carry on In this land that once was my land I can't find a home It's lonely and it's quiet and the horse soldiers are coming And I think it's time I strung my bow and ceased my senseless running For soon I'll find the yellow moon along with my loved ones Where the buffalos graze in clover fields without the sound of guns And the red sun sinks at last into the hills of gold And peace to this young warrior comes with a bullet hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 When you laugh it just makes me cryWhen you cry it just makes me smile When you smile well that makes me mad When you're mad it just makes me laugh When you're high it just makes me low When you're low it just picks me up You feel up well that gets me down When you're down it makes me feel high And you never gave me anything but I ended up with less Blame it on the bad actress And I never asked for everything but I ended up a mess Blame it on the bad actress If you leave that means I'll stay If you stay I'll just have to go When you go then I'll have to wait If you wait I'll just have to leave And you never gave me anything but I ended up with less Blame it on the bad actress And I never asked for everything but I ended up a mess Blame it on the bad actress If I was to say anything you'd say the opposite Maybe try to suggest something and just get torn to bits We could both think up the same thing and you'd say say something else We could not agree on one thing except for how it felt And you never gave me anything but I ended up with less Blame it on the bad actress And I never asked for everything but I ended up a mess Blame it on the bad actress Bewdiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 think Will.I.Am is the best lyricist of modern culture: When I see you shorty I be talkin' bout Oh my Gosh Oh my Gosh Oh my Gosh Oh my Gosh Im talkin bout Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh my Gosh Tonight Is gonna be a good night Is gonna be a good good night It's gonna begood Probably not gonna be bad If its bad Ill be mad Cos tongith gonna be good At least I thought so I hope its good Yeahhh check my lady humps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 "If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor" tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Me and aal me marraz the ones a like the most, wu ganna have a good time, n gann doon tih the coast" - Buzzcocks "Aal the lasses in the world a fink you're pure cush, even if you're rough as fuck a still fink you are lush, Waalsend, Byker, Whitley Bay aaal the fanny is pure classy, a will take you to my house and fuckin smash ya pasty" - Buzzcocks What the fucks happened to him he's not even on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Always loved the lyrics to 'In my Darkest Hour' By Megadeth In my hour of need, Ha, no, you were not there And though I reached out for you, You wouldn't lend a hand Through the darkest hour, Grace did not shine on me Feels so cold, very cold, No one cares for me... Did you ever think I get lonely? Did you ever think that I needed love? Did you ever think to stop thinking? You're the only one that I'm thinking of You'll never know how hard I tried To find my space and satisfy you too Things will be better when I'm dead and gone Don't try to understand. Knowing you, I'm probably wrong But oh, how I lived my life for you, Still you'd turn away Now, as I die for you, My flesh still crawls as I breathe your name All these years,I thought I was wrong, Now I know it was you Raise you head, raise your face, your eyes, Tell me who you think you are I walk, I walk alone To the promised land There's a better place for me But it's far, far away Everlasting life for me In a perfect world But I gotta die first, Please god send me on my way [solo - Dave] Time has a way of taking time The loneliness is not only felt by fools Alone, I call to ease the pain, Yearning to be held by you Alone, so alone, I'm lost, Consumed by the pain [solo - Dave] The pain, the pain, the pain Won't you hold me again You just laughed, ha-ha, bitch My whole life is work built on the past, The time has come when all things shall pass, This good thing passed away... (I've sung that so many times Im word perfect)! Also love the lyrics to 'Comfortably Numb' Pink Floyd. Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again. Relax. I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand This is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb. (solo) I have become comfortably numb. O. K. Just a little pin prick. There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick. Can you stand up? I do believe its working good. That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go. There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown, The dream is gone. I have become comfortably numb. I admire Nick Caves lyrics too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Tied in to what im currently listening to - but Pretty much everything Jessey Lacey writes is gold, absolutely love his writing style and content - this in particular is one of my favourites. Jesus Christ - Brand new Jesus Christ that's a pretty face the kind you'd find on someone that could save. If they don't put me away it'll be a miracle. Do you believe you're missing out and everything good is happening somewhere else? But with nobody in your bed the night's hard to get through. And I will die all all alone. And when I arrive, I won't know anyone. Well Jesus Christ, I'm alone again. So what did you do those three days you were dead? because this problem's gonna last more than the weekend. Well Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after. Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling? Do I divide and fall apart? because my bright is too sly to hold back all my dark. And the ship went down in sight of land. And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands? I know you'll come in the night like a thief But Ive had some time, O Lord, to hone my lying technique I know you think that I'm someone you can trust But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to never give up So do you think that we could work out a song Some know that it's you and that it's over so I won't even try I know you'll come for the people like me But we all got wood and nails Tongue tied to a hating factory Yeah we all got wood and nails Tongue tied to a hating factory Yeah we all got wood and nails We sleep inside of this machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 One of my favourites has to be Time by Pink Floyd. In particular: And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Makin' love, cheap heartbreaker broken backed, nasty ballbreaker stay out of my bed, outta my head If it's lovin' you, I'm better off dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on meThe church of man, love Is such a holy place to be Make me baby, make me know you really care Make me jump into the air Moonage Daydream - Bowie I got a suite and you got defeatAin't there a man you can say no more? And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw? And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging? Ain't there a pen that will write before they die? Ain't you proud that you've still got faces? Ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cry? Young Americans - Bowie I like Bowie Edited May 5, 2011 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Get out of my dreams, get into my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 She was marrying a matador and he was with the weather girl,A very clever girl who stood out amongst several once A terrible dilemma and forever he'll regret this day he didn't make the Rescue from the building Sulking won't get you nowhere son, There's blood on your chin where you've bitten your tongue Smitten but might not be smitten for long if you're still sitting she'll soon Be smitten and gone Matador - Arctic Monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 They’re selling postcards of the hangingThey’re painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Here comes the blind commissioner They’ve got him in a trance One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker The other is in his pants And the riot squad they’re restless They need somewhere to go As Lady and I look out tonight From Desolation Row Desolation Row - Dylan By the time that I'm through singingThe bells from the schools of wars will be ringing More confusions, blood transfusions The news today will be the movies for tomorrow And the water's turned to blood, and if You don't think so Go turn on your tub And it it's mixed with mud You'll see it turn to gray And you can call my name This House is not a Motel - Love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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