Meenzer 15347 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 "Once he built missiles, a nation's defence Now he can't even give birthday presents" - Iron Maiden, "Man On The Edge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Yo mamma so ugly, that when I shot her, the bullet came back and said "naw I'm good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3342 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 He said captain I said whot? He said captain I said whot? He said captain I said whot He said captain I said whot you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I saw two shooting stars last night,I wished on them but they were only satellites, its wrong to wish on Space hardware, I wish I wish I wish you'd care. 135877[/snapback] Fuck me, are we having some sort of tele...tele...telewhatsit this morning...that's what I was going to put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed A litle bit of Morrissey to celebrate someone just ringing me up and offering me a free ticket to see the great man on Friday. Hurrah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed A litle bit of Morrissey to celebrate someone just ringing me up and offering me a free ticket to see the great man on Friday. Hurrah!! 136153[/snapback] Lass at university thought that was 'mash a beetroot in your head' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed A litle bit of Morrissey to celebrate someone just ringing me up and offering me a free ticket to see the great man on Friday. Hurrah!! 136153[/snapback] Lass at university thought that was 'mash a beetroot in your head' 136154[/snapback] Oooh thats hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Its not the end of the world In fact its not even the end of the summer But thank god the tv is on because theres no way we could know Anything that’s goin down Or how were supposed to be feeling about it I cant tell you how much I wish we could shut up and smile, yeah Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it la la la la la la all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing la la la la la la throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone) maybe spread a little love I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk) But all we need is some ice cream and a hug Take a good look around Does life really suck Are we just complaining I hope that this mic is on (testing 1, 2) because im on a roll here I hope this is making some sense I hope that you’ll throw up your hands and sing it And tell all the haters that they should just shut up and smile, yeah Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it la la la la la la all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing la la la la la la throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone) maybe spread a little love I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I’m a little drunk) But all we need is some ice cream All we need is love and beer And old school metal and holiday cheer TO be happy (All you need is someone near) like ben and jerry (to hold you close and pretend that they care) can we all just, get along now we found something that we all have in common now we can hold hands, do keg stands water skiing sounds great to me now Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it la la la la la la all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing la la la la la la throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone) maybe spread a little love I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe we’re a little drunk) But all we need is some ice cream and a hug (Chanting “All we need is love and beer”) all we need is some ice cream and a hug all we need is some ice cream and a hug all we need is some ice cream and a hug Bowling For Soup - Shut-Up And Smile Brilliant song from a brilliant album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 There's always somebody taller With more of a wit And he's equipped to enthrall her And her friends think he's fit And you just can't measure up no You don't have a prayer Wishing you had made the most of her When she was there They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Oh no He might be one of those boys That's all pretty and vain Likes to go in the sunbed And stays out of the rain So that he don't get his hair wet You wouldn't want that At least he hasn't got a Nova Or a Burberry hat They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Of course you were Have you heard what she's been doing? Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gates At twenty past three She's been with all the boys But never went very far She wagged English and Science Just to go in his car They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched my bird And he'd probably kick my head in, oh Now the girls have grown But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts So I'm better off without her anyway I said I wasn't sad to see her go But I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Oh I'm only pretending, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother 'cos she's dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 (edited) God wants dollars God wants cents God wants pounds, shillings and pence God wants guilders God wants Kroner God wants Swiss francs God wants French francs (Oui il veut des francs francais) God wants escudos God wants pesetas Don't send lira God don't want small potatoes God wants small towns God wants pain God wants clean up rock campaigns God wants winners God wants solutions God wants TV God wants contributions What God wants God gets God help us all God wants silver God wants gold God wants his secret Never to be told God wants gigolos God wants giraffes God wants politics God wants a good laugh What God wants God gets God help us all God wants friendship God wants fame God wants credit God wants blame God wants poverty God wants wealth God wants insurance God wants to cover himself What God wants God gets God help us all Roger Waters - What God Wants (Part 2) Edited May 15, 2006 by David Icke - Son of God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3342 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Yeah Mustang take me Mustang Ford take me far away Been driving for days now Been driving to take the pain away Gotta get some love now Love back in my veins, gotta kill this pain Drove down to the shoreline Hey shoreline take me far away There was a sign by the roadside Back by the road is where my body's layin' Hallucinogen headlamps My sane scape's disrupted in a pickup truck Drive Hallucinogen headlamps My sane scape's disrupted in a pickup truck (The radio still plays Among the mangled metal frays Petroleum spirit daze) Been drivin' for days now Oh Yeah There was a sign by the roadside Oh Yeah Gotta get some love now Love back in my veins, gotta quit this pain Do you satisfy my soul (yeah, such a shame) I got clean out of control (soul ride train train) Held ransom, Rock 'n Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam. Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia) And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana. Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman, Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania Then Transylviania, Monaco, Liechtenstein Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 When I came home my stuff was on the lawn I thought she was happy, but I was wrong The note she left it took me by surprise Said I’ve turned into, some other guy The things she said that she gave up for me She says it was a waste of her time Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking in And things were so good But you were in love, with some other guy He looked just like me, but I make you cry, You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes I never saw myself as being alone And maybe that was my problem, cause now she’s gone And I can’t help but think of how things could be (how things could be) And I hope she’s happy, happy with out me And all the things that she gave up for me, I took for granted time after time Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking in And things were so good But you were in love, with some other guy He looked just like me, but I make you cry, You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes And please don’t think I’m complaining I was just happy to have her for a time And if you see her tell her I said ”hello and that I’m doing just fine” Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking in And things were so good But you were in love, with some other guy He looked just like me, but I make you cry, You know I don’t mean to, no You know I don’t mean to I’m just an asshole sometimes Guess I don’t really know I’m just an asshole sometimes Guess I don’t really know I’m just an asshole sometimes Guess I don’t really know Guess I’m an asshole sometimes Bowling For Soup - A-hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Lyrics threads-where the horror of copy and paste can be fully revealed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed A litle bit of Morrissey to celebrate someone just ringing me up and offering me a free ticket to see the great man on Friday. Hurrah!! 136153[/snapback] Saw him 3 weeks ago at The Sage, he was in good form and his voice was still sounding superb. However, he didn't do an encore which pissed a few people off. Still...that was pretty rock n roll for the Moz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Shakira again: For you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country Lene: Disillusioned by my dreams Got life confused with my designer jeans And Alkaline Trio's Radio has brilliant lyrics, but I'm not going to copy and paste the whole song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 In America today, every 25 fucking seconds someone is viciously raped, someone is brutally violated; 250 times a day, someone is murdered, someone's life is taken, In America; This is America, This is America, and I love America, I LOVE AMERICA! Fear Factory - Big God/Raped Souls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 And Alkaline Trio's Radio has brilliant lyrics, but I'm not going to copy and paste the whole song. 136237[/snapback] Anything with the opening line "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is awesome.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Am coming home Newcastle If ye never win the Cup again Al brave the dark at St James's Park At the Gallowgate End in the rain Am coming home Newcastle Ye can keep ya London wine Ad walk the streets al day al neet For a bottle o the River Tyne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 another old Geordie classic..... A went to Julies me mate fell doon the stairs All the kids were laughing at me high waisted flares Me mate was mad cos he lost a platform boot he hockled on the floor and the booncers hoyed im oot singin...howay ya buggers everybody git doon It's friday neet an wa gannin tappin in the Toon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 And Alkaline Trio's Radio has brilliant lyrics, but I'm not going to copy and paste the whole song. 136237[/snapback] Anything with the opening line "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is awesome.. 136378[/snapback] That song's pretty much the only thing I can think of with that opening line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3342 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 So messed up I want you here In my room I want you here Now we're gonna be Face-to-face And I'll lay right down In my favorite place And now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Well c'mon Now I'm ready to close my eyes And now I'm ready to close my mind And now I'm ready to feel your hand And lose my heart on the burning sands And now I wanna be your dog And now I wenna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Well c'mon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 So messed up I want you hereIn my room I want you here Now we're gonna be Face-to-face And I'll lay right down In my favorite place And now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Well c'mon Now I'm ready to close my eyes And now I'm ready to close my mind And now I'm ready to feel your hand And lose my heart on the burning sands And now I wanna be your dog And now I wenna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Well c'mon 136523[/snapback] "I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 If I keep holding out Will the light shine through? Under this broken roof It's only rain that I feel I've been wishin' out the days Oh oh oh Come back I have been planning out All that I'd say to you Since you slipped away Know that I still remain true I've been wishin' out the days Please say that if you hadn't have gone now I wouldn't have lost you another way From wherever you are Oh oh oh oh Come back And these days, they linger on, yeah, yeah And in the night, I've been waiting for A real possibility that I may meet you in my dreams I go to sleep If I don't fall apart Will my memory stay clear? So you had to go And I had to remain here But the strangest thing to date So far away and yet you feel so close I'm not going to question it any other way It must be an open door for you To come back And the days they linger on, yeah Every night I'm waiting for The real possibility that I may need to end my pain Sometimes you're there and you're talking back to me Come the morning I could swear you're next to me And it's ok It's ok, it's ok I'll be here Come back, come back I'll be here Come back, come back I'll be here Come back, come back Pearl Jam - Come Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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