Lazarus 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Adam Ant - Made of Money 'You think that i'm made of readies - that makes me choke on my shreddies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Bowling For Soup - I Don't Wanna Rock "And she makes me want to be a homosexual, Maybe I'll be her best friend; maybe see her naked once in ahwile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken" - Dylan "Cause niggaz styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers" -Genius/GZA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 (edited) When I was a kid I saw a light,floating high above the trees one night, thought it was an alien, turned out to be just god! - Built to spill (Goin against Your Mind) And it's hilarious to think I thought by now I'd have a wifeBut I've always been so desperate to give away my life Then I just got lazy, I've got everything assumed Sometimes there's nothing sexier than knowing that you're doomed" ... "And I can't give you a lecture on how to be a man I've not much advice to offer, no solid, foolproof plan But even though you're certain that it's just a bit of fun You'll soon get sick of microwaving low-fat meals for one So when you ignore her call And you just delete her text It might make you feel tall As you make room for the next But look at me, hey look at me You know I love you, obviously And I don't want to spoil your fun But you don't have to hurt someone -Arab Strap (Confessions of a Big Brother) Edited May 13, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Last one... the thing that really frightens meIs that all my friends from school Are turning into monsters Picking patterns out for curtains Making friends with all the other monsters Pushing little baby monsters Around the shops in prams .... the thing that really frightens me Is that the people I used to love Are turning into monsters Getting married having babies Telling me how great their life is And how happy I would be if I could Just be more like them -The Boy Least Likely To (monsters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 one more... Ah get born, keep warmShort pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift Twenty years of schoolin' And they put you on the day shift -Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 The pressure in the cabin's rising, my coke has got no ice in. - Busted, Air Hostess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Vanila Ice - Ice Ice Baby Genius tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Anything by Scatman John. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Not today. No way no way. Don't get fresh with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 No way no way.Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Not today. No way no way. Don't get fresh with me. 135781[/snapback] Vanilla? About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something. I couldn't beleive just how awful it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 No way no way.Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Not today. No way no way. Don't get fresh with me. 135781[/snapback] Vanilla? About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something. I couldn't beleive just how awful it was. 135784[/snapback] That's the one. It's truly, truly terrible - the arse-end of what record companies thought they could get away with in the wake of the Spice Girls. There's one thing worse, though, and that's the video. Recorded at an exclusive pool in, um, South London no less. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpI9K4CEIM...0Way%20No%20Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Good lord. The accents, the bum notes, it's pop at its worst. But is it worse than Daz? Maybe, but only just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Good lord. The accents, the bum notes, it's pop at its worst. But is it worse than Daz? Maybe, but only just. 135786[/snapback] A couple of weeks ago I'd have said "at least Daz knows he's rubbish", but now I'm not at all sure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Just had a listen to the Euro entries. Think Belgium and Malta have hit the right Euro note. Not sure what's up with Finland's entry though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 "She was a good witch, she was a bad witch ....But all I really wanted, was a motherfucking sandwich" UKJ - Sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Just had a listen to the Euro entries. Think Belgium and Malta have hit the right Euro note. Not sure what's up with Finland's entry though 135788[/snapback] Was chatting to someone I know from Finland the ohter day and apparently Lordi only entered as a pisstake but were voted for by the public to represent them at Eurovision. They sound like Rob Zombie IMO so not as evil death metal as they look. Back to the topic: You are wrong, fucked and overrated, Think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault, This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything, I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie motherfucker This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything, Great chorus Slipknot - Everything Ends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 You are wrong, fucked and overrated, Think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault, This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything, I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie motherfucker This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything, Great chorus Slipknot - Everything Ends 135836[/snapback] I love the 'Knot, "Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" - Dylan "I get the news I need on the weather report" - Simon & Garfunkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Here we go again, motherfucker Come on down, and see the idiot right here Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care What's the matter with calamity anyway? Right? Get the fuck outta my face Understand that i can't feel anything It isn't like I wanna sift through the decay I feel like a wound, like I got a fuckin' Gun against my head, you live when I'm dead One more time, mother fucker Everybody hates me now, so fuck it Blood's on my face and my hands, and I Don't know why, I'm not afraid to cry But that's none of your business Whose life is it? Get it? See it? Feel it? Eat it? Spin it around so i can spit in its face I wanna leave without a trace because I don't wanna die in this place People = Shit People = Shit (Whatcha gonna do?) People = Shit (because I am not afraid of you) People = Shit (I'm everything you'll never be) People = Shit It never stops - you can't be everything to everyone Contagion - I'm sittin' at the side of Satan What do you want from me? They never told me the failure I was meant to be Overdo it - don't tell me you blew it Stop your bitchin' and fight your way through it I'M - NOT - LIKE - YOU - I - JUST - FUCK - UP come on mother fucker, everybody has to die (2x) People = Shit People = Shit (Whatcha gonna do?) People = Shit (because I am not afraid of you) People = Shit (I'm everything you'll never be) People = Shit Slipknot - People = Shit I love em too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I saw two shooting stars last night, I wished on them but they were only satellites, its wrong to wish on Space hardware, I wish I wish I wish you'd care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Look at my breasts, their small and humble. So you don't confuse them...with mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Look at my breasts, their small and humble.So you don't confuse them...with mountains 135916[/snapback] Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it? Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Look at my breasts, their small and humble.So you don't confuse them...with mountains 135916[/snapback] Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it? Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum" 135921[/snapback] That would make more sense but its mountains which to be fair is a funnier line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Geordies at home, not watching The Bill; watching Boro getting fucked by Seville. Anon Back to the thread: We are the table, the Captain's table - let's get it understood, let's get it understood. Brian Eno (a track on The Taking of Tiger Mountain by Strategy) So cum on feel the noize, girls grab the boys and get wild, wild, wild. Slade (Probably Holder, though I'm not sure. The spelling was something similar and the older members amongst us will possibly remember it more accurately than me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Look at my breasts, their small and humble.So you don't confuse them...with mountains 135916[/snapback] Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it? Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum" 135921[/snapback] That would make more sense but its mountains which to be fair is a funnier line! 135923[/snapback] afraid it's one of those things that sticks in an "old" persons head...thought it was the best line ever when it came out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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