Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 .........it's time for his annual trip to Epanyol to attend the AGM of the International Dwarf Foundation. This year it's being held in the specially adapted dwarf resort of Midgetmelinos, half an hour south of Torremelinos. He's the chair, it's a cushy number. He gets free flights out there for him and his family, free accomodation and a few free copies of Willow and Snow White on DVD. He was telling me that this years guest speaker is the midget that was in Austin Powers. So expect no posts from the wee fella until Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47793 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I can just picture him having to bounce from foot to foot on his tiptoes in the shallow end, or sat on the side of the pool dangling his legs down, with his feet barely skimming the surface of the water. Oh and going to the poolside bar, and having to put his hands on the bar and pull himself up to order his drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 The daft twat is taking his fishing rod with the intention of doing some deep sea fishing in the hotel pool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 See ya later suckers, I'm off to bask in the sun and sip ice cold beverages in my luxury villa whilst wor lass sips on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47793 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Have a good time mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Have fun short arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 .........it's time for his annual trip to Epanyol to attend the AGM of the International Dwarf Foundation. This year it's being held in the specially adapted dwarf resort of Midgetmelinos, half an hour south of Torremelinos. 134373[/snapback] Fuck me thats gonna be some treading water his little legs will have to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 .........it's time for his annual trip to Epanyol to attend the AGM of the International Dwarf Foundation. This year it's being held in the specially adapted dwarf resort of Midgetmelinos, half an hour south of Torremelinos. 134373[/snapback] Fuck me thats gonna be some treading water his little legs will have to do! 134556[/snapback] Was waiting for someone to pick up on my deliberate gaffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hggcraig 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Have fun mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Been overcast most days much to wor lass´s displeasure but for me I´m over the moon, especially as the pram went missing at the airport and I´ve had to carry the bairn around on my shoulders for 6 miles a day, might as well have went for a week with the marines, at least the scran would have been decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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