Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast. Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME. 133992[/snapback] I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast. Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME. 133992[/snapback] I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish 133998[/snapback] I know. ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast. Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME. 133992[/snapback] I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish 133998[/snapback] I know. ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off. 134001[/snapback] Such as? Rudder?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast. Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME. 133992[/snapback] I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish 133998[/snapback] I know. ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off. 134001[/snapback] Is this like the bloke from Durham who reckoned he was giving the horse a tickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast. Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME. 133992[/snapback] I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish 133998[/snapback] I know. ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off. 134001[/snapback] Such as? Rudder?! 134005[/snapback] Paperweight? Doorstop? Sandwich filling? Who knows.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I believe the argument made by the defence was that dolphins sometimes extend their penis to allow divers to get a ride in the way you or I may extend our hand. I shit you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I believe the argument made by the defence was that dolphins sometimes extend their penis to allow divers to get a ride in the way you or I may extend our hand. I shit you not 134016[/snapback] I have the same problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 did this guyhave the same lawyer as Michael Jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 did this guyhave the same lawyer as Michael Jackson? 134022[/snapback] It was expert testimony rather than just his lawyer saying it. It's true, honestly. Freddie was drowned after getting caught in fisherman's nets not long after too. He should have stayed at Amble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 RIP Freddy. Mind, I'm now having images of randy sailors raping dolphins tied to their masts. Oooo arrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I already copied my original VHS to DVD anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton? 134031[/snapback] Well I'm not the psycholoigist am I? Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole 134038[/snapback] That's one mental image I didn't expect to have today when I woke up this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole 134038[/snapback] Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Can't stand Star Wars think its' fucking shite! 133945[/snapback] You weren't even born when the last of the first trilogy came out though so I don't blame you. Back to the Future's probably more your thing. 133947[/snapback] Fair few trilogy's i prefer then the original 3! The man with no name trilogy is by far the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Do dolphins get turned on if you play with their blow hole then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole 134038[/snapback] Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... 134043[/snapback] "tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole 134038[/snapback] Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... 134043[/snapback] "tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man? 134047[/snapback] Triple penetrate I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole 134038[/snapback] Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... 134043[/snapback] "tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man? 134047[/snapback] Too much porn..... I think I've plumbed new depths with talk of dolphin orgies. Btw, I saw a documentary on dolphins the other day and they're all sluts as a matter of fact. They have sex and multiple partners for pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton? 134031[/snapback] Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. 134035[/snapback] .. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22429 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton? 134031[/snapback] Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. 134035[/snapback] .. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even. 134055[/snapback] And your point is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ... that you want to fuck a dolphin.. am I the only one who thinks this a little odd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I think the correct word has eluded you there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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