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Bachelor party was tops.

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Very good film.

 

However, seeing as you're all a bunch of Star Wars hating homs you can fuck off, thelorraya

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Whatever yoda :razz:

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Bachelor party was tops.

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...and Big and The Burbs and the Toy Story's and Apollo 13 and Dragnet.

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And the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan :razz:

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Harrison Ford should have got the main role in The Da Vinci Code an'all.  Tom Hanks is a complete tool.

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Good call. After reading the book, Hanks is a shite choice, if I could bring myself to care.

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Aye Big was good. What I should probably have said is that he's BECOME a tool since he went all luvvy and supposedly became this fantastic character actor. He's massively overrated if you ask me. Also he blubbed when he got an Oscar. :razz:

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Bachelor party was tops.

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Very good film.

 

However, seeing as you're all a bunch of Star Wars hating homs you can fuck off, thelorraya

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Whatever yoda :razz:

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Yoda with an impressive tan... apparently. :razz:

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Aye Big was good.  What I should probably have said is that he's BECOME a tool since he went all luvvy and supposedly became this fantastic character actor.  He's massively overrated if you ask me.  Also he blubbed when he got an Oscar. :razz:

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I'd refer you to the HF school of thought on that one - if you're watching the Oscars, don't complain about cringeworthy moments.

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Aye Big was good.  What I should probably have said is that he's BECOME a tool since he went all luvvy and supposedly became this fantastic character actor.  He's massively overrated if you ask me.  Also he blubbed when he got an Oscar. :razz:

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I'd refer you to the HF school of thought on that one - if you're watching the Oscars, don't complain about cringeworthy moments.

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He read about it in 'Heat' tbh.

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The Green Mile?

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Are you testing the waters there? :razz:

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Just dipping a toe, preparing to be shot down.

 

I thought it was canny, and everyone I know raves about Castaway.

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Aye Big was good.  What I should probably have said is that he's BECOME a tool since he went all luvvy and supposedly became this fantastic character actor.  He's massively overrated if you ask me.  Also he blubbed when he got an Oscar. :razz:

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I'd refer you to the HF school of thought on that one - if you're watching the Oscars, don't complain about cringeworthy moments.

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:razz: Fair enough, but just because it's the Oscars doesn't absolve the bloke from his bloke responsibilities.

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Harrison Ford should have got the main role in The Da Vinci Code an'all.  Tom Hanks is a complete tool.

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Good call. After reading the book, Hanks is a shite choice, if I could bring myself to care.

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Even the author refers to Langdon as "Harrison Ford in Harris Tweed" early on in the book. He already had his eyes on his movie deal and was doing the casting as he wrote.

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The Green Mile?

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Are you testing the waters there? :razz:

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Just dipping a toe, preparing to be shot down.

 

I thought it was canny, and everyone I know raves about Castaway.

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Castaway is ok I reckon, as is Saving Private Ryan (overrated probably). I think Big and The Burbs were class. Forrest Gump was shite though.

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Splash was probably the last time Daryl Hannah looked attractive in a film too (iirc, although it's been a while). She's got more and more man-like with the passing of time.

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How would you shag a fish though? :razz:

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One word: gills.

 

;)

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There speaks the voice of experience :razz:

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

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I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

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