Guest CrimsonFault Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 (edited) Hey I'm part Chinese... and my eyes apparently look it, even though I think I look as English as they come. I could see that easily enough before anyway, which means I'm fine when it comes to sex. Edited May 8, 2006 by TheInspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 That's rubbish, I get no sex but have brilliant eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47796 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hey I'm part Chinese... and my eyes apparently look it, even though I think I look as English as they come. I could see that easily enough before anyway, which means I'm fine when it comes to sex. 133607[/snapback] Unfair advantage tbh. Please please please don't be offended by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hey I'm part Chinese... and my eyes apparently look it, even though I think I look as English as they come. I could see that easily enough before anyway, which means I'm fine when it comes to sex. 133607[/snapback] Unfair advantage tbh. Please please please don't be offended by that. 133609[/snapback] PURE GOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 There's no need to start panicking now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47796 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Thank fuck for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hey I'm part Chinese... and my eyes apparently look it, even though I think I look as English as they come. I could see that easily enough before anyway, which means I'm fine when it comes to sex. 133607[/snapback] What part of you is chinese? your cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7369 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ................................. 133636[/snapback] Is that you laughing at your own jokes!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ................................. 133636[/snapback] Is that you laughing at your own jokes!!? 133644[/snapback] Have to hold my hands up, i did have a little snigger to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I could read it fine, and no part of me is Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Aye for all the slanty eyed fella's can read encripted code it doesn't change the fact that as a race they can't drink milk. FACT! Ask yourself, have you ever seen a chinese drinking milk? Their bodies can't handle it. That's why they don't use Chinese people to promote the Got Milk? campaigns in America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47796 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I knew a Chinese lad who was lactose intolerant like. Is that across the board? All of the Asian people I know (both Chinese and Japanese) claim that they can't drink much either because their faces go bright red. Something to do with pigmentation reaction or something. It was lasses claiming this though, so it was probably more a vanity thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Japanese blokes love whisky and golf, not sure if that's genetic though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I knew a Chinese lad who was lactose intolerant like. Is that across the board? All of the Asian people I know (both Chinese and Japanese) claim that they can't drink much either because their faces go bright red. Something to do with pigmentation reaction or something. It was lasses claiming this though, so it was probably more a vanity thing. 133777[/snapback] Defo across the board like, we used to ply a yella fella in our 6th Form with the white stuff til he puked and went red!! The lasses may well be able to avoid drinking milk but there's nowt they can do about their gashes being vertical instead of horizontal - another FACT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I dont think my chinese friend will appreciate this when she see's her inbox in the morning... now is that just me or does that sound dodgy as all fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I dont think my chinese friend will appreciate this when she see's her inbox in the morning... now is that just me or does that sound dodgy as all fuck? 133988[/snapback] Her horizontal inbox you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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