adios 717 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 LeazesMag said: And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] I blame the muslims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24237 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 LeazesMag said: Craig said: Geordie Fish said: I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] True. And having a desk job makes things worse. I was two stone lighter just 5 years ago when I had a manual job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Renton said: LeazesMag said: Craig said: Geordie Fish said: I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] True. And having a desk job makes things worse. I was two stone lighter just 5 years ago when I had a manual job. 135203[/snapback] ..........and lets not forget the Muslims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24237 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 manc-mag said: Renton said: LeazesMag said: Craig said: Geordie Fish said: I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] True. And having a desk job makes things worse. I was two stone lighter just 5 years ago when I had a manual job. 135203[/snapback] ..........and lets not forget the Muslims 135215[/snapback] They supply the kebab meat after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 and curry, and cobra beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Geordie Fish said: and curry, and cobra beer... 135392[/snapback] Doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24237 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 alex said: Geordie Fish said: and curry, and cobra beer... 135392[/snapback] Doubt it 135395[/snapback] No doubt there's nothing in the Koran about making beer. But I think Cobra is Indian isn't it therefore Hindu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Renton said: alex said: Geordie Fish said: and curry, and cobra beer... 135392[/snapback] Doubt it 135395[/snapback] No doubt there's nothing in the Koran about making beer. But I think Cobra is Indian isn't it therefore Hindu? 135396[/snapback] Cobra is brewed here now but it's from India. India isn't exclusively Hindu btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24237 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I like the idea of classifying drinks by religion. Guiness is definitely catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Renton said: alex said: Geordie Fish said: and curry, and cobra beer... 135392[/snapback] Doubt it 135395[/snapback] No doubt there's nothing in the Koran about making beer. But I think Cobra is Indian isn't it therefore Hindu? 135396[/snapback] Fuck me gently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Absynth is most definitely Satanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24237 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Saw lots of bottles of Buckfast yesterday - brewed by monks for drunks as they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 alex said: Renton said: alex said: Geordie Fish said: and curry, and cobra beer... 135392[/snapback] Doubt it 135395[/snapback] No doubt there's nothing in the Koran about making beer. But I think Cobra is Indian isn't it therefore Hindu? 135396[/snapback] Cobra is brewed here now but it's from India. India isn't exclusively Hindu btw 135398[/snapback] Mainly Christian tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) Renton said: manc-mag said: Renton said: LeazesMag said: Craig said: Geordie Fish said: I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] True. And having a desk job makes things worse. I was two stone lighter just 5 years ago when I had a manual job. 135203[/snapback] ..........and lets not forget the Muslims 135215[/snapback] They supply the kebab meat after all. 135217[/snapback] er....aye Renton, I'm quite happy with my weight though, it's alright what about you Edited May 12, 2006 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 oh fuck! Im 17 stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 naff off he's 6' 8 or so. which means his lardy fat arse is still overweight, he'd need about another 7 inches to come close to being proportional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Geordie Fish said: naff off he's 6' 8 or so. which means his lardy fat arse is still overweight, he'd need about another 7 inches to come close to being proportional 135598[/snapback] I think you'll find my ideal weight is 17.64 stone.... pasty boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Renton said: Saw lots of bottles of Buckfast yesterday - brewed by monks for drunks as they say. 135427[/snapback] Buckfast Abbey is near me, i was there for a training day recently...great place. Not a monk in sight that day though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Geordie Fish said: naff off he's 6' 8 or so. which means his lardy fat arse is still overweight, he'd need about another 7 inches to come close to being proportional 135598[/snapback] Rumor has it he does so that's not an issue really..... *getting coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Bridget said: peasepud said: oh fuck! Im 17 stone 135581[/snapback] You are about 8 feet tall though! 135582[/snapback] should be easy to spot then. Glad he doesn't sit in front of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 peasepud said: Geordie Fish said: naff off he's 6' 8 or so. which means his lardy fat arse is still overweight, he'd need about another 7 inches to come close to being proportional 135598[/snapback] I think you'll find my ideal weight is 17.64 stone.... pasty boy! 135621[/snapback] howay then how tall is everyone, and weight too....who eats all the pies. I'm 5'9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 LeazesMag said: howay then how tall is everyone, and weight too....who eats all the pies. I'm 5'9" 135680[/snapback] and weight? haway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4465 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I am exactly the correct weight for my height, if I was ten foot fuckin six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 peasepud said: LeazesMag said: howay then how tall is everyone, and weight too....who eats all the pies. I'm 5'9" 135680[/snapback] and weight? haway!!! 135681[/snapback] telt yer man....somewhere between 13 and 13 and a half stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I'm roughly 6'2" and about 12 stone - seemingly the only poster who isn't overweight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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