The Fish 10649 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] Mature student gives me many exemptions. best of both worlds, no-one expects me to be responsible, and no one expects me to be alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. and while Gemmil might throw fat jibes my way let facts back me up, he's fatter than me and not much taller... I'm a lazy student.... whats his excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] Mature student gives me many exemptions. best of both worlds, no-one expects me to be responsible, and no one expects me to be alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. and while Gemmil might throw fat jibes my way let facts back me up, he's fatter than me and not much taller... I'm a lazy student.... whats his excuse? 134213[/snapback] He's a greedy, fat, ginger hom who takes it up the shitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 where's that "Nail on head" smiley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43991 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Oh dear, GF. You know as well as I do that you were like a fecking house when you turned up in the Trent that day. People didn't even recognise you you were that bloated man. It took Scottish Mag a couple of minutes to register who this blob next to him was. You must have been at least 16 stone that day. And I'm not buying a) the 13 and a half stone you're claiming to be now, or b ) that you're 6 foot. Waddle on down to another piss-up and we'll be the judge, fatso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Choose your weapons, ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 never been close to 16 stone... well apart from at the last piss up, when I stood near you. Scot mag took ages to recognise me because he's such a dwarf he was trying to identify me from my shoe laces alone. can't believe I'm justifying this but I was wearing a a big black donkey jacket last time, which adds to my size considerably. I'm not skinny, but 16 stone? you're having a giraffe sunshine. I think we can agree that neither of us are as fat as Renton.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43991 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I think we can agree that neither of us are as fat as Renton.. 134347[/snapback] Go on then, I'll give you that one. I'm on a strict diet of pancakes, beer, burgers and hot dogs for the next fortnight or so, so I've a chance to be looking lush for the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 never been close to 16 stone... well apart from at the last piss up, when I stood near you. Scot mag took ages to recognise me because he's such a dwarf he was trying to identify me from my shoe laces alone. can't believe I'm justifying this but I was wearing a a big black donkey jacket last time, which adds to my size considerably. I'm not skinny, but 16 stone? you're having a giraffe sunshine. I think we can agree that neither of us are as fat as Renton.. 134347[/snapback] Settle down now Jabba... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Settle down now Jabba... 134391[/snapback] says the only man on the planet that has to stand on tip-toes to kiss his Ewok bride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Settle down now Jabba... 134391[/snapback] says the only man on the planet that has to stand on tip-toes to kiss his Ewok bride 134583[/snapback] Oooooooooooooh get you You turning up for this 5 a side in the summer if it goes ahead or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 planning on being in the Bahamas between July 15th and late August, if the planned 5-a-side is outside that, then probably be up for it yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Christ, people will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid being shown up as a shite footballer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 planning on being in the Bahamas between July 15th and late August, if the planned 5-a-side is outside that, then probably be up for it yeah. 134686[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Christ, people will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid being shown up as a shite footballer 134712[/snapback] Not kidding like, this has had some of the gobshites heading for the hills. Gemmill away to San Fransisco no less, just to avoid the pressure of having to respond in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20982 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Christ, people will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid being shown up as a shite footballer 134712[/snapback] Not kidding like, this has had some of the gobshites heading for the hills. Gemmill away to San Fransisco no less, just to avoid the pressure of having to respond in this thread. 134727[/snapback] And meet up with some like-minded people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I think it's fair to say that nobody has a mind like mine. anyway put it this way boys, spend a couple of hours, sweating and putting up with you 'orrible scrotes.... or serving rum and coke in coconuts to fit young lovelies in two piece bikinis? if you need to think... then you're exactly the kind of person I don't want to spend time with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I think it's fair to say that nobody has a mind like mine. anyway put it this way boys, spend a couple of hours, sweating and putting up with you 'orrible scrotes.... or serving rum and coke in coconuts to fit young lovelies in two piece bikinis? if you need to think... then you're exactly the kind of person I don't want to spend time with 134899[/snapback] Summer job in Leeds then is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Leeds? are you kidding? it'd be serving Special Brew in an empty tin o' beans to fat young scallies in two piece trackies! mate of my dad has rennovated a bar that burnt down on Grand Nassau, the foreigners used to pretty much live there while they were working on the islands. He came over for my dads retirement do and I joked that if he needed a barman who'd work for drinks and tips then he should give me an email and I'd swim across! so he e-mailed a couple of weeks ago, I've got the flights pretty much sorted for me.. all I need is a bit of spending cash and a base-tan so I don't look like a fucking Beluga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Sounds class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'll no doubnt try and get some photomagraphs on. don't worry none of me, just the lovelies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2601 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'll no doubnt try and get some photomagraphs on.don't worry none of me, just the lovelies. 134918[/snapback] Couldn't afford the extra wide angled lens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20982 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Leeds? are you kidding? it'd be serving Special Brew in an empty tin o' beans to fat young scallies in two piece trackies! mate of my dad has rennovated a bar that burnt down on Grand Nassau, the foreigners used to pretty much live there while they were working on the islands. He came over for my dads retirement do and I joked that if he needed a barman who'd work for drinks and tips then he should give me an email and I'd swim across! so he e-mailed a couple of weeks ago, I've got the flights pretty much sorted for me.. all I need is a bit of spending cash and a base-tan so I don't look like a fucking Beluga! 134908[/snapback] I've been there - Cable beach iirc. Very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10649 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 while I'm out there I want to pop around a few of the islands that make up the Bahamas like Exuma... but there is one I went to as a 5yr old kid called "Stocking Island" I saw a carpet of white hermit crab shells moving across the island, one of the stand out memories from my early childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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