Craig 6682 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Remember something about you having to wash your hands twice as well - and how long did it take Matt to get a drink? 160309[/snapback] Fucking bint ordering two 'sours towers' (words fail me) then paying on her card which took three turns to work. And three different barrels needing changing. And a pint needing topped up. Infuriating. At least the barman had the sense to ignore the twat who decided to barge in. 161309[/snapback] I vaguely remember you mentioning them - what the fuck was in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 It seems to be some sort of cocktail dispenser which you take away with you from the bar containing shots of apple sourz, fruit juice and ice. They looked a right bunch of dicks with these great big things and to be fair I think they realised it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm sorry to say boys, but the fanny in Germany puts our girls to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm sorry to say boys, but the fanny in Germany puts our girls to shame. 161465[/snapback] Just a shame about the armpits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 The fanny at the Metrocentre was tremendous tonight. 161305[/snapback] That's where I always head for on a nice sunny day like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I can only imagine what Czechoslovakia and Sweden are like at the moment for SF. Seriously though, I think Newcastle is probably up there for the UK. Better than Manc and definitely better than the smackrats that Luke must be used to seeing in Nottingham. PS I know you're at Leeds now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I can only imagine what Czechoslovakia and Sweden are like at the moment for SF. Seriously though, I think Newcastle is probably up there for the UK. Better than Manc and definitely better than the smackrats that Luke must be used to seeing in Nottingham. PS I know you're at Leeds now. 161479[/snapback] Yeah, all the pretty girls are in A&E recovering from drive byes. In all seriousness I think the best looking girls I've met come from Nottingham, but the best overall quality would have to be Chester. I was there last summer for no more than an hour and half and the selection was tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I was in Nottingham for the first time at the weekend. The walk from the station to the bus stop just past Market Square (or whatever it's called) at 10-ish on Friday night was seriously muntertastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I can only imagine what Czechoslovakia and Sweden are like at the moment for SF. 161479[/snapback] I'll let you know in 10 days time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I was in Nottingham for the first time at the weekend. The walk from the station to the bus stop just past Market Square (or whatever it's called) at 10-ish on Friday night was seriously muntertastic. 161546[/snapback] Oh there are some right swamp donkeys all right. If you know where to look though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] That's exactly what it is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] That's exactly what it is.... 161615[/snapback] Even if it were true, all it would do is encourage lads to apply there and lasses to avoid it like the plague and you'd have the opposite problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one to hear that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] Copyright © Nottingham tourist board 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one to hear that then? 161677[/snapback] I've heard it as well. Even if it is true, (which I doubt), people seem to forget that 'lasses' includes old ladies, toddlers, McDonald's employees etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 It'll be a stat along the lines of instead of the usual 51% females its 51.05% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 When I was applying for universities we always heard the urban myth about Nottignham was the place where lasses outnumbered lads. 161602[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one to hear that then? 161677[/snapback] Aye, it was a popular myth that one. Last I heard Glasgow Caledonia had the best F/M ratio, although all that tells you is quantity, not quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10817 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Last I heard Glasgow Caledonia had the best F/M ratio, 161834[/snapback] read that as "Best FM Radio" and I thought, who the fuck cares all student Radio is shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Manc-mag's comments in this thread put me in mind of when Dave Stewart laid an extremely tenuous claim to the Duchy of Northumberland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 Ah the return of Sunshine Fanny!!! Was off last week basking in the glorious sunshine and the amount of Sunshine Fanny was incredible. Even Wallsend High Street had a few bits. Nearly crashed the car yesterday straining to get a look at these 2 lasses at the bottom of my street, 17 max! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 They've all gone in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I treated the kids to a happy meal the other day, and thanks to a busty teenage strumpet, I nearly had to have a McWank ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I treated the kids to a happy meal the other day, and thanks to a busty teenage strumpet, I nearly had to have a McWank ! Cover her in Daddies Sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 (edited) Shame there is no "sunshine cock" equivalent Edit : apart from building siteworkers etc Edited April 16, 2007 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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