Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] Rebel without a scrotum tbh. 132389[/snapback] He has, it's just very small as his balls haven't dropped yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] TBH 132396[/snapback] Twats the lot of ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Sweet Jesus lordy, lordy. I'm like a dog with 2 cocks, crawling round on 6 legs! The fanny at work is immence. It's crawled out from underneath the layers of baggy clothes to unleash never before seen amounts of skin-baring government-working hotties! Never has being at work on a Fiday afternoon been so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] My friend was talking about The Committments yesterday and I remembered this post, and was in hysterics and unable to explain why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] My friend was talking about The Committments yesterday and I remembered this post, and was in hysterics and unable to explain why. 146990[/snapback] WOOOAAAUUURRRGGGGHHH...SUNSHINE FANNY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Sweet Jesus lordy, lordy. I'm like a dog with 2 cocks, crawling round on 6 legs! The fanny at work is immence. It's crawled out from underneath the layers of baggy clothes to unleash never before seen amounts of skin-baring government-working hotties! Never has being at work on a Fiday afternoon been so good. 146985[/snapback] I concur, since my boss had a bairn she's had a visit from the tit fairy that I never noticed until this summer. I'm titnotised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Btw, I love the term blart when applied to minge, fanny etc. Just though I'd share that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) Sweet Jesus lordy, lordy. I'm like a dog with 2 cocks, crawling round on 6 legs! The fanny at work is immence. It's crawled out from underneath the layers of baggy clothes to unleash never before seen amounts of skin-baring government-working hotties! Never has being at work on a Fiday afternoon been so good. 146985[/snapback] I concur, since my boss had a bairn she's had a visit from the tit fairy that I never noticed until this summer. I'm titnotised. 146999[/snapback] I'm an arse man myself, see-through white linen pants are one of gods finest achievements. There's a lass downstairs got a incredibly tight pair on with no knickers, it's a wonder she hasn't been pulled by management for flashing her undercarriage! Magnificent. Not seen her from the front but i'm assuming she'll have a brazilian. Edited June 9, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I'm a tits, arse, legs and face man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Btw, I love the term blart when applied to minge, fanny etc. Just though I'd share that. 147000[/snapback] I'm partial to 'clout'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Btw, I love the term blart when applied to minge, fanny etc. Just though I'd share that. 147000[/snapback] I'm partial to 'clout'. 147065[/snapback] Canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 On that note, this month's profanisaurus has the delightful "like Bryan May's plughole". As in "she had a fanny like Bryan May's plughole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 On that note, this month's profanisaurus has the delightful "like Bryan May's plughole". As in "she had a fanny like Bryan May's plughole." 147070[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 this thread is useless without photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 *chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 *chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know 147130[/snapback] you did right...there's nowt worse than a bont undercarriage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10817 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) *chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know 147130[/snapback] you did right...there's nowt worse than a bont undercarriage.... 147137[/snapback] except a fat lass with a bont undercarriage Edit. not saying either of you are fat or burnt Edited June 9, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 the sun brings oot the mingers as well like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 the sun brings oot the mingers as well like 147291[/snapback] That finger looks like its interested - to boldly go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 That finger looks like its interested - to boldly go..... 147402[/snapback] did you click it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 *chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know 147130[/snapback] Yeah, but what about the top half ????? Let us (that's me, singular) know when you're next 'out' Hubba hubba!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 *chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know 147130[/snapback] Yeah, but what about the top half ????? Let us (that's me, singular) know when you're next 'out' Hubba hubba!!! 148589[/snapback] I think you missed Mr Hips with that bucket Cath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Fuck me! The sunshine fanny is in full effect in the toon today! I'm working in the city centre this week and next and have just returned from sitting eating my lunch at the bottom of Northumberland Street and the blart/flange/minge whatever you like to call it is magnificent today! Tight white linen see-through pants are the order of the day alongside incredibly short skirts! Had to return to the office earlier than I'd like for fear of cracking wood in public! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Just about to head out and see what's about, shades on for full undercover totty spotting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Just about to head out and see what's about, shades on for full undercover totty spotting 159778[/snapback] Or not so undercover once you'd had a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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