Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 If you've ever watched more than 30 seconds of the Tweenies, you'd kick fuck out of the nearest living thing too, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Unquestionably the lost British Eurovision entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 She sounds horrendous. Is there something wrong with your mate? Is he disfigured or something? Nah he's a great lad. Not to go all amateur psychoanalyst or owt, but he had a pretty shitty bringing up and I think it's affected his relationships - he didn't have any examples of good relationships. That's the only explanation I can come up with for his persevering with this utter shitbag. Anyway yeah, I hardly see him anymore cos I can't stand her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Nah he's a great lad. Not to go all amateur psychoanalyst or owt, but he had a pretty shitty bringing up and I think it's affected his relationships - he didn't have any examples of good relationships. That's the only explanation I can come up with for his persevering with this utter shitbag. Anyway yeah, I hardly see him anymore cos I can't stand her. All right Niles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Got busted checking out this old bird's legs on the train home tonight. She must have been mid 50s but had a superb pair of pins, and she knew it too. Really short skirt then when she clocked me leering she held my gaze until I looked away, feeling like an embarrassed little boy. So yeah, the sunshine brings out the fanny of all ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Was top drawer in the town today like. Bet somewhere, SMO was tearing the heed off it in a pub toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Belting out the words 'Sunshine Fanny' to the tune of 'Mustang Sally' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) all you wanna do is ride around fanny Edited July 25, 2014 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I was on Northumberland street at lunch time and I was massively disapointed in the level of fanny out there today. I made a special trip into town too. Massive let down. Hopefully Tynemouth tonight and Jesmond tomorrow will make up for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 It's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) It's back. back once again for the renegade master? D4 damager, with the ill behavior? Edited June 11, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 a fine tit day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4382 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Is it just me or are less women sunbathing topless in the last few years? When I was going on holiday in the 80s/90s tits were everywhere but that trend seems to be over. Not too bothered as a sexy bikini can look just as good as bare tits IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Is it just me or are less women sunbathing topless in the last few years? When I was going on holiday in the 80s/90s tits were everywhere but that trend seems to be over. Not too bothered as a sexy bikini can look just as good as bare tits IMO. you filthy creep. I haven't been on holiday that regularly for a while. Corfu last year had some decent specimens on show though. Smart phone cameras and social networking sites have probably discouraged some though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30608 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Is it just me or are less women sunbathing topless in the last few years? When I was going on holiday in the 80s/90s tits were everywhere but that trend seems to be over. Not too bothered as a sexy bikini can look just as good as bare tits IMO. Yes Just back from a long weekend in Portugal and noticed that it's only ever 50 year old boilers who go topless on the beach these days. All the fit twenty-somethings seem to be keeping themselves covered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4382 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Aye I've seen some horrific Teutonic saggies this week but tend to not count them as part of this debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 This time next week I'll be on a beach in kefalonia. I'll report back on the cheb count, and standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Every time this thread pops up I sing the title to the tune of 'mustang sally'. Without fail every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I was on a stag do in Prague last week, the locals were unreal. Even the ugly lasses have mint bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Every time this thread pops up I sing the title to the tune of 'mustang sally'. Without fail every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I took the day off today as it was Fist Jnr's 5th birthday. Took him to school which provided a fine opportunity to peruse the milfery on display in the yard. Surpassed only by the return in the afternoon to pick him up. Top notch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Every time this thread pops up I sing the title to the tune of 'mustang sally'. Without fail every year. I get "Sunshine on a fanny day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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