Guest alex Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] The title to me sounds like an excellent porn star name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] The title to me sounds like an excellent porn star name. 131689[/snapback] Reminded me of my ex, she always thought the sun shone out of hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] of course, as the rest of you would rather cut off your cocks with a rusty blade than play with yours eh ? 131687[/snapback] Personally, I'd rather cut off my cock with a rusty blade than play with his, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] "All he wants to do is wank himself stupid, wank fanny waaaaank!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] "All he wants to do is wank himself stupid, wank fanny waaaaank!" 131856[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire 131669[/snapback] Wanker. 131680[/snapback] of course, as the rest of you would rather cut off your cocks with a rusty blade than play with yours eh ? 131687[/snapback] Or send a picture of it to a bald fatty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 My ode to Sunshine Fanny, Sunshine Fanny where have you been, Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean? Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show, To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho. You perk up my day and give me a twitch, So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch. For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My ode to Sunshine Fanny, Sunshine Fanny where have you been, Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean? Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show, To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho. You perk up my day and give me a twitch, So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch. For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow. 132183[/snapback] Come back Wacky Jnr tbh. All is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15032 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My ode to Sunshine Fanny, Sunshine Fanny where have you been, Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean? Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show, To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho. You perk up my day and give me a twitch, So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch. For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow. 132183[/snapback] Mr. Beard would be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42035 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 "Do you keep it nice and clean?" Has to be the sleaziest line of poetry ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 "You perk up my day and give me a twitch, So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 New line: Walking half naked round the shops, How I wish I could give you fingers and tops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 New line: Walking half naked round the shops, How I wish I could give you fingers and tops! 132229[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 New line: Walking half naked round the shops, How I wish I could give you fingers and tops! 132229[/snapback] Are you sure that wasn't Rudyard Kipling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Just been down Northumberland Street today, the fanny is raging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10335 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 should have got the cane tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 should have got the cane tbh 132351[/snapback] would have probably enjoyed tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 should have got the cane tbh 132351[/snapback] would have probably enjoyed tbh 132353[/snapback] Depends who was on the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10335 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 that jorman bird? alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] ok.... 132363[/snapback] Aye sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42035 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] Rebel without a scrotum tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 There's no sunshine fanny at school. They make us wear uniform the bastards. Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?" So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy). I told him where he could go and walked off. Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again. Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. Kids nowadays. 132332[/snapback] TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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