sammynb 3517 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ok, obviously by the constant quoting of Iggy Pop today I'm having a bit of an Iggy listening moment but fucking hell can anyone tell me this wasn't written for Wacky? Yeah, I like itUgh! Ugh! Ugh! I'm only five foot one I got a pain in my neck I'm looking up in the city What the hell what the heck I stare at the concrete The girders eye high The steel's above me There's love in my eyes And I'm doing the things A five foot one man can do I'm only five foot one I got a pain in my heart All the night I'm working In the amusement park With a bottle of aspirin A sack full of jokes I wish I could go home With all the big folks And I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Anything Ugh! Aie! Aie! Aie! Ugh! I'm only five foot one Unless the time has come I won't grow anymore Anymore, anymore, anymore 'Till I'm losing my head I'm checkin' it twice I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Yeah, I wish life could be Oooooooooohhh I wish life could be I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be I won't grow anymore Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore I'm only five foot one I'm five foot one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 The short-arse midget will be foaming when he reads this. Might ring him up and play it down the phone to him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 5 foot 1? Maybe 1 foot 5, but not 5 foot 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sounds like my life story tbh, my neck is fucked again at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sounds like my life story tbh, my neck is fucked again at the minute. 130967[/snapback] In all seriousness, what height are you you little Byker shithouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Truth be told he's about 5 foot 4. So you off on the sick again with your neck problem? You'll end up like one of those geezers that get photographed doing heavy labour jobs while off on the sick, all your benefits will be taken away. How will you get by without your DLA? (Dwarf Living Allowance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Truth be told he's about 5 foot 4. So you off on the sick again with your neck problem? You'll end up like one of those geezers that get photographed doing heavy labour jobs while off on the sick, all your benefits will be taken away. How will you get by without your DLA? (Dwarf Living Allowance) 131050[/snapback] Jesus wept! You'd be ashamed to climb down your stairs in the morning and leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Truth be told he's about 5 foot 4. So you off on the sick again with your neck problem? You'll end up like one of those geezers that get photographed doing heavy labour jobs while off on the sick, all your benefits will be taken away. How will you get by without your DLA? (Dwarf Living Allowance) 131050[/snapback] Jesus wept! You'd be ashamed to climb down your stairs in the morning and leave the house. 131057[/snapback] I know what you mean...if i wasn't 5ft 4 and a half i'd never set foot outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sounds like my life story tbh, my neck is fucked again at the minute. 130967[/snapback] In all seriousness, what height are you you little Byker shithouse? 131010[/snapback] 5'8" if the truth be known, SMO's just bitter because he's about the same width even though his lass controls his diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Cock width!!! On a diet now as it happens although everyone keeps telling me that there's nowt on me! Was watching a programme last night that kick started me into action, right after it finished I was out pounding the streets. Gonna do it every night and I've not touched my usual routine of Crisps, Sarnie, Diet Coke, and Double Decker for lunch. Only thing that might spoil it is that I'm having to have a dinner from the Freeman hossy restaurant tonight. Fancy coming down the coast Wacky to do a few miles along Long Sands? I'm not going in the dunes with you mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 Cock width!!! On a diet now as it happens although everyone keeps telling me that there's nowt on me! Was watching a programme last night that kick started me into action, right after it finished I was out pounding the streets. Gonna do it every night and I've not touched my usual routine of Crisps, Sarnie, Diet Coke, and Double Decker for lunch. Only thing that might spoil it is that I'm having to have a dinner from the Freeman hossy restaurant tonight. Fancy coming down the coast Wacky to do a few miles along Long Sands? I'm not going in the dunes with you mind! 131172[/snapback] Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Cream of the fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Crisps, sarnie, diet coke and double decker is MY lunch. AND I was out for a run at Long Sands last week. Am I schizoprenic and posting as SMO without realising it? Is Wacky my other personalities' imaginary dwarf friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Aren't you all the same person anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Crisps, sarnie, diet coke and double decker is MY lunch. AND I was out for a run at Long Sands last week. Am I schizoprenic and posting as SMO without realising it? Is Wacky my other personalities' imaginary dwarf friend? 131447[/snapback] Are you not craig and gol as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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