Shearergol 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Brock mate, we don't care about this Angel bloke. 130672[/snapback] Angel cares; Angel is watching. 130673[/snapback] Angel's video editing guys care. Never seen anyone as fake as this guy. 132765[/snapback] Never seen him live then. 132767[/snapback] Nope, what amazing magic did he do in front of you then? 132771[/snapback] I have the Mindfreak DVD mate. Of course some of his stuff is edited, every magician's is. But as an illusionist he's incredible. I don't see Blaine sticking fishhooks in his back and getting suspended by a crane either... 132781[/snapback] So you've not seen him live either then. It's all bollocks mate. He's very good at making people think they're seeing something different, but he's still as shite as Blaine. Derren Brown is the dog's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Brock mate, we don't care about this Angel bloke. 130672[/snapback] Angel cares; Angel is watching. 130673[/snapback] Angel's video editing guys care. Never seen anyone as fake as this guy. 132765[/snapback] Never seen him live then. 132767[/snapback] Nope, what amazing magic did he do in front of you then? 132771[/snapback] I have the Mindfreak DVD mate. Of course some of his stuff is edited, every magician's is. But as an illusionist he's incredible. I don't see Blaine sticking fishhooks in his back and getting suspended by a crane either... 132781[/snapback] So you've not seen him live either then. It's all bollocks mate. He's very good at making people think they're seeing something different, but he's still as shite as Blaine. Derren Brown is the dog's 132783[/snapback] I've seen live footage. The fact he only tours in America makes it hard to see him live otherwise. In fact I even had to import the DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 He's on E4 about 4 times a week. They've shown "live" footage too Did you see the part when someone ran him over through a brick wall? Yeah...ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 He's on E4 about 4 times a week. They've shown "live" footage too Did you see the part when someone ran him over through a brick wall? Yeah...ok.... 132796[/snapback] That was fake aye, but funny nevertheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I prefered his London stunt: 130641[/snapback] With you it would be: "5 minutes in, boredom set in" 130643[/snapback] 5 ? you under estimate me ! 130644[/snapback] After a few days, you'd run out of space and drown. Then they'd have to tip the hardened spunk cube out of the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I prefered his London stunt: 130641[/snapback] With you it would be: "5 minutes in, boredom set in" 130643[/snapback] 5 ? you under estimate me ! 130644[/snapback] After a few days, you'd run out of space and drown. Then they'd have to tip the hardened spunk cube out of the box. 133044[/snapback] So Jimbo could be the first man do die of being embalmed in his own jizz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Don't you mean encased? Come to think of it, it's still not a pleasant image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 If the world record is 8 minutes, why doesn't he do it for 20 minutes or something? Instead of seven bloody days! 132642[/snapback] I think the record for holding your breath is 8 minutes, which he's going to do at the end. The preceding 7 days are just for kicks. Oddball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 sooner he dies the better for us all iih Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 9, 2006 Author Share Posted May 9, 2006 Blaine fails in water record bid David Blaine after his record-breaking attempt David Blaine was pulled from the sphere after seven days Illusionist David Blaine has failed in his bid to break the world record for holding his breath under water, while simultaneously escaping heavy chains. Divers pulled him from his water-filled sphere after he began struggling two minutes short of his nine-minute goal. Blaine spent seven days under water in New York receiving food and air through tubes. Crowds of spectators and millions of TV viewers saw him rescued. Appearing shaken and weak, he thanked his supporters and left for hospital. "This was a very difficult week but you all made it fly by with your strong spirit, your energy. Thank you so much everybody," Blaine told a cheering crowd in Lincoln Square. David Blaine's record-breaking attempt Blaine managed to hold his breath underwater for seven minutes The current world record for holding breath under water stands at eight minutes and 58 seconds. Blaine spent seven minutes and eight seconds holding his breath before being rescued. He appeared to have freed himself from chains attached to his hands but was struggling to free his feet when the divers entered the tank and pulled him out. Before the record attempt, Blaine spent a week in the tank, receiving medical treatment over the weekend. Blaine's spokesman Pat Smith said his peeling skin and overall condition were worrying doctors. 'Considerable concern' "They're worried about loss of dexterity," Mr Smith said. "There is considerable concern about both his hands and his muscle tone." In order to receive medical attention, Blaine stuck his hand out of a hole at the top of a tank, allowing doctors to remove specially created gloves, apply lotion and put on new gloves. Murat Gunel, Blaine's doctor, had advised against performing the escape. David Blaine after his record-breaking attempt Blaine's peeling skin and overall condition were worrying doctors Before embarking on the stunt, the 33-year-old US showman shed 50lbs (23kg) in body weight to improve the efficiency of the way his body uses oxygen. Prolonged submersion in water poses a number of hazards, including nerve damage, blackouts, sleep deprivation and skin problems. Blaine had said his skin was causing him pain "like constant pins and needles" after five days in the acrylic sphere. A lack of adequate oxygen, especially after seven days underwater, also carries a risk of irreversible brain injury, according to medical experts. Blaine's previous stunts have included spending 61 hours inside a block of ice and fasting for 44 days in a Perspex box over London's River Thames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47796 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Ha ha, what a prick! He should stick to card tricks tbh. It's the only time he's ever been entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 And when he pretended to eat a live chicken's head. That was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 When Eamon Holmes made him look even more of a prick than normal on GMTV. That was pretty good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 who does this entertain? or impress? what a knobshine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 who does this entertain? or impress? what a knobshine 133869[/snapback] You'll be questioning Jade Goodey's fame next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 95 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 who does this entertain? or impress? what a knobshine 133869[/snapback] good call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Apparently he stands to earn £9 million from this stunt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Apparently he stands to earn £9 million from this stunt!!! 134196[/snapback] HOW??? Who from??? holy smokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Apparently he stands to earn £9 million from this stunt!!! 134196[/snapback] HOW??? Who from??? holy smokes 134215[/snapback] Was on the breakfast news this morning. I have no idea, but such stupidity really shouldn't be encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 yet you'll buy a similar no marks DVD??? you're as bad as the people who phone into "I used to be a celebrity get me a second chance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 yet you'll buy a similar no marks DVD??? you're as bad as the people who phone into "I used to be a celebrity get me a second chance" 134222[/snapback] Angel didn't try and drown himself in Submerged though, and was emulating Houdini by doing said stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 yet you'll buy a similar no marks DVD??? you're as bad as the people who phone into "I used to be a celebrity get me a second chance" 134222[/snapback] Angel didn't try and drown himself in Submerged though, and was emulating Houdini by doing said stunt. 134537[/snapback] It's still all shite man. Save the money for your Reading season ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 that'll be a real magic trick, Watch an entire season disappear without a trace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 that'll be a real magic trick, Watch an entire season disappear without a trace 134619[/snapback] Are you kidding? First ever chance I've had to see live prem football week in, week out? I don't care if they get humped every game, just so long as the toon also do it to them. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 that'll be a real magic trick, Watch an entire season disappear without a trace 134619[/snapback] Are you kidding? First ever chance I've had to see live prem football week in, week out? I don't care if they get humped every game, just so long as the toon also do it to them. Twice. 134665[/snapback] Of course you wouldn't, it's all about the love of the game, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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