Wallsend High Street comes to a stand still

[Smooth Operator 10]

Just dropped wor lass off on Wallsend High Street on my lunch and as I was driving down a wifey was crossing the road with her fella. She was fucking huge, got halfway over and then stopped.

 

She literally couldn't move another step. So her poor bloke who was a wee slip of a lad had to wonder out into the oncoming traffic and stand in front of her so she could grap hold of his shoulders and slowly waddle along to the other side.

 

To make matters worse a bus full of school kids was stopped and they were all at the window laughing at her.

 

I shouldn't laugh, but I pissed myself.

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

maybe she had parkinsons? nee laughing matter tbh

[Meenzer 15921]

She was still a fat Parkinson's sufferer though. Instant comedy tbh

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

 

 

 

 

 

[Smooth Operator 10]

 

 

 

 

 

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The more I think about it the more I'm convinced it was your mother tbh, after all she did have a rancid pair of trainers on.

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

 

 

 

 

 

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The more I think about it the more I'm convinced it was your mother tbh, after all she did have a rancid pair of trainers on.

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you should be a comdian

[Smooth Operator 10]

 

 

 

 

 

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The more I think about it the more I'm convinced it was your mother tbh, after all she did have a rancid pair of trainers on.

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you should be a comdian

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Fancy a game of handbags at 10 paces?

Edited May 2, 2006 by Smooth Operator

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Always thought he was a test tube jobby

[Smooth Operator 10]

Always thought he was a test tube jobby

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Adopted I reckon, then put up for re-adoption time and time again on the basis that he scribbled on all his sneakers.

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

Always thought he was a test tube jobby

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Adopted I reckon, then put up for re-adoption time and time again on the basis that he scribbled on all his sneakers.

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you sure youre from walker!? youd have been bashed about your head with your sneakers if you talked like that at my school!

[Smooth Operator 10]

Always thought he was a test tube jobby

130532[/snapback]

 

Adopted I reckon, then put up for re-adoption time and time again on the basis that he scribbled on all his sneakers.

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you sure youre from walker!? youd have been bashed about your head with your sneakers if you talked like that at my school!

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Didn't wear sneakers for school tbh.

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

me neither, i wore trainers.

[Smooth Operator 10]

me neither, i wore trainers.

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Bet you cut a dash on the sidewalk on the way to school in your sneakers.

 

I reckon you were a proper school nerd, bullied by the big lads and all that. Running out the school gates 5 minutes early just to avoid the nasty bullies.