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My weekend was littered with getting stuck in traffic due to accidents.

 

Firt off on Friday at the bottom of Coach Lane a guy on his bike was knocked down by a car as they both pulled out to pass a stopping bus. It was funny as fuck the guy was ok as impact was at snails pace but he went off on one calling the police and all that claiming he'd have to get his bike resprayed now.

 

Then on Saturday night a bloke on a bike got knocked off it on the devilish roundabout behind Gosforth Park.

 

On Sunday I passed another 3 accidents on the way home from Morpeth on the A1.

 

Have people taken leave of their senses? It's getting more and more like driving in Europe these days on our roads.

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My weekend was littered with getting stuck in traffic due to accidents.

 

Firt off on Friday at the bottom of Coach Lane a guy on his bike was knocked down by a car as they both pulled out to pass a stopping bus. It was funny as fuck the guy was ok as impact was at snails pace but he went off on one calling the police and all that claiming he'd have to get his bike resprayed now.

 

Then on Saturday night a bloke on a bike got knocked off it on the devilish roundabout behind Gosforth Park.

 

On Sunday I passed another 3 accidents on the way home from Morpeth on the A1.

 

Have people taken leave of their senses? It's getting more and more like driving in Europe these days on our roads.

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;)

 

Police arrest SMO in connection with all incidents for driving on the right.

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"Britain has some of the saftest roads in Europe, but this isn't Britian....DIS IST DIE AUTOBAHN!"

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;):blush::blush::o:o:D:(:(
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My weekend was littered with getting stuck in traffic due to accidents.

 

Firt off on Friday at the bottom of Coach Lane a guy on his bike was knocked down by a car as they both pulled out to pass a stopping bus. It was funny as fuck the guy was ok as impact was at snails pace but he went off on one calling the police and all that claiming he'd have to get his bike resprayed now.

 

Then on Saturday night a bloke on a bike got knocked off it on the devilish roundabout behind Gosforth Park.

 

On Sunday I passed another 3 accidents on the way home from Morpeth on the A1.

 

Have people taken leave of their senses? It's getting more and more like driving in Europe these days on our roads.

130413[/snapback]

 

;)

 

Police arrest SMO in connection with all incidents for driving on the right.

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Ye kna what I mean, people beeping their horns all the time and driving off after they've hit your motor. Some cunt has scrathed my back bumper (wahey) and just fucked off, reckon it happend in Asda car park the other day. Arseholes.

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My weekend was littered with getting stuck in traffic due to accidents.

 

Firt off on Friday at the bottom of Coach Lane a guy on his bike was knocked down by a car as they both pulled out to pass a stopping bus. It was funny as fuck the guy was ok as impact was at snails pace but he went off on one calling the police and all that claiming he'd have to get his bike resprayed now.

 

Then on Saturday night a bloke on a bike got knocked off it on the devilish roundabout behind Gosforth Park.

 

On Sunday I passed another 3 accidents on the way home from Morpeth on the A1.

 

Have people taken leave of their senses? It's getting more and more like driving in Europe these days on our roads.

130413[/snapback]

 

;)

 

Police arrest SMO in connection with all incidents for driving on the right.

130418[/snapback]

 

Ye kna what I mean, people beeping their horns all the time and driving off after they've hit your motor. Some cunt has scrathed my back bumper (wahey) and just fucked off, reckon it happend in Asda car park the other day. Arseholes.

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Chrith Eubank?

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