Craig 6700 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo ( L ) Stereo ( R ) Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev Fuckov Taykitov SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Ivorripabollockov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: UNonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller Van Ishincreme Van Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. Also a further Russian player has been suspended after being arrested by the police as he was found with two Russian prostitutes. Getonyourbackubitch said that he often visits the two ladies; Getemov and Nickersonanov. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Craig, that's rubbish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Too much time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 128366[/snapback] I know, fucking terrible, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Potbelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 128366[/snapback] I know, fucking terrible, isn't it? 128369[/snapback] He's trying to pretend he thinks it's crap now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Spic 128365[/snapback] So you're a paedo and a racist? Fucking arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 128366[/snapback] I know, fucking terrible, isn't it? 128369[/snapback] He's trying to pretend he thinks it's crap now. 128376[/snapback] No, I think it is funny in parts, but agree that it's very old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 Spic 128365[/snapback] So you're a paedo and a racist? Fucking arsehole. 128379[/snapback] I'd think careful about what you're accusing me off Skol, if I were you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Pretty poor, but I have to say the Mexican player 'Manuel Gearbox' did raise a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Racial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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