Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 She texts me during the second half of Saturday's game to say that the Arctic Monkeys are playing at the Cumberland Arms on the 31st May and that tickets are a fiver. She said she'd got the number for me to ring. I was sceptical to begin with cos they've just played the Academy last week and the Cumberland in Byker is the last place they'd be playing given their new found fame. So I text her to ring the number and buy a load of tickets. So she rings and the wifey on the other end says she doesn't think they are playing there at all. So wor lass checks the magazine she saw the advert in and sure enough it's dated April 2005! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7139 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51862 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... 126875[/snapback] Talking of knocking on wood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Not even close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Well, I once sat through an hour of Rambo with the Mrs before she asked me when he was going to box Mr T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... 126875[/snapback] Nice spelling! If it wasn't about the Arctic Monkeys she would've got the Flora treatment upon my return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51862 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 What, specifically, was the Flora treatment again? I just remember it being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 What, specifically, was the Flora treatment again? I just remember it being funny. 126901[/snapback] Wacky had just buttered some bread and then embarked on a vicious arguement with his lass, she said something nasty and he couldn't fathom a retort as quickly as he would have liked so he climbed up onto his bed to get up to her level and scrubbed his buttered bit of bread all over her dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7139 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... 126875[/snapback] Talking of knocking on wood! 126878[/snapback] Fuck me, that's terrible - spelling goes all to shit when you're typing away and 3 people in the office talking at you at the same time. S A C R I L E G E - there, better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7139 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 What, specifically, was the Flora treatment again? I just remember it being funny. 126901[/snapback] Wacky had just buttered some bread and then embarked on a vicious arguement with his lass, she said something nasty and he couldn't fathom a retort as quickly as he would have liked so he climbed up onto his bed to get up to her level and scrubbed his buttered bit of bread all over her dish. 126905[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51862 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... 126875[/snapback] Talking of knocking on wood! 126878[/snapback] Fuck me, that's terrible - spelling goes all to shit when you're typing away and 3 people in the office talking at you at the same time. S A C R I L E G E - there, better? 126909[/snapback] No way am I buying that as an excuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 It doesn't just stop at wor lass either, wor lasses bairn was having an Easter party recently and my sister was there with my 2 year old nephew. We were playing a game of pass the parcel and I was in charge of stopping the music every now and then. So my sister is sitting with my nephew helping him unwrap the layers of paper and half way through she goes, "God what are the chances of that, we've all had a go at unwrapping one layer each so far!" Christ Almighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7139 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Sacrolidge for texting you during the match tbh... 126875[/snapback] Talking of knocking on wood! 126878[/snapback] Fuck me, that's terrible - spelling goes all to shit when you're typing away and 3 people in the office talking at you at the same time. S A C R I L E G E - there, better? 126909[/snapback] No way am I buying that as an excuse! 126912[/snapback] Please yourself, I'm running the fucking show here today as every bastard has "i want a longer weekend syndrome"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14195 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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