Lazarus 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Would you let him in ? http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews...._US-BREASTS.xml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 No i certainly wouldnt how can those woman have been so gullible? One 'got suspicious' when he started to perform a genital exam!! I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 now where is Scots mag when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] and dont forget the surgical gloves, thats one of the reasons the woman got suspicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! 126022[/snapback] Do you live on a Navy estate?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! 126022[/snapback] Do you live on a Navy estate?? 126031[/snapback] erm noooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! 126022[/snapback] Do you live on a Navy estate?? 126031[/snapback] erm noooo 126033[/snapback] No problem, just with what GF said it brough back memories lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! 126022[/snapback] Do you live on a Navy estate?? 126031[/snapback] erm noooo 126033[/snapback] No problem, just with what GF said it brough back memories lol 126034[/snapback] ok sweetie....(im totally lost, but nevermind, whats new)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I think his reference to me was in relation to the fact that i used to be a Postie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I think his reference to me was in relation to the fact that i used to be a Postie... 126040[/snapback] ahhhh I see! I think im still in shock from Torquay and the Toon winning today Theres still hope for the mighty Gulls yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol 126045[/snapback] Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol 126045[/snapback] Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! 126051[/snapback] you havent seen my postie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol 126045[/snapback] Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! 126051[/snapback] you havent seen my postie 126056[/snapback] You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Some 12/13 year olds started groping me on the train! Proper charvas as well. One of them was asking to hump my leg as well Physcos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Some 12/13 year olds started groping me on the train! Proper charvas as well. One of them was asking to hump my leg as well Physcos! 126090[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol 126045[/snapback] Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! 126051[/snapback] you havent seen my postie 126056[/snapback] You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! 126062[/snapback] no shortage of ego here then!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay....... 126028[/snapback] Here you go jimbo http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem 126042[/snapback] And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol 126045[/snapback] Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! 126051[/snapback] you havent seen my postie 126056[/snapback] You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! 126062[/snapback] no shortage of ego here then!!! 126097[/snapback] Just a shortage of package ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Word of advice though if you get asked in for coffee Jimbo... Make sure the house is empty!! I once had some wife ask me in for coffee, i looked in the door and there was the husband sat on the sofa giving me a wave. I politely explained it wasn't allowed for us to leave the duty for coffee etc and got to f*ck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Word of advice though if you get asked in for coffee Jimbo... Make sure the house is empty!! I once had some wife ask me in for coffee, i looked in the door and there was the husband sat on the sofa giving me a wave. I politely explained it wasn't allowed for us to leave the duty for coffee etc and got to f*ck.. 126109[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 When the Boston Strangler was out and about the polis set up a trap - this guy came in to fix the lights and dived on the "female home owner" every cupboard spewed a large copper and he was dragged off screaming that he did it all the time and half the ones he tried it disagreed and half really went for it BUT NO-ONE EVER COMPLAINED Two days later they had to let him go as they'd checked upand his story was true....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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