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Aye, we've only got 7 officially, I haven't had a confirmation from Alex so I don't know if he's playing. To be fair, the pace is going to be slow and the contact non existance. :(

 

I have to book it this Saturday, so we've got 3 days for anyone else to get in there. Come on Gemmill and Papa Laz, no-ones going to take the piss, I thought the whole point of it was that we were shit and that was what was going to make it a laugh.

 

Oh, and Cath, don't hurt me but I'm going to have to pull out of the meal seeing as it's now a 5pm kick off, I'm at a leaving do at the night time.

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I actually find it frightening how bad we are at football! :(

 

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Speak for yourself tbh.

 

Are you playing head height rules btw? That's the main reason I hate 5-a-side. I like a good Titus Bramble punt downfield from time to time. :)

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I actually find it frightening how bad we are at football! :(

 

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Speak for yourself tbh.

 

Are you playing head height rules btw? That's the main reason I hate 5-a-side. I like a good Titus Bramble punt downfield from time to time. :)

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Nee head height rule on the last occasion. Rendered completely pointless because of the Swedes fixture. Bunch of thyroid cases tbh.

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NO CONTACT AND NO LONG PUNTS!!!?//?!?!1/1/1/!?!?

 

That's my whole game out the window. :(

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Same here. My pinpoint 40 yard passes to feet are all I have. That and my considerable weight advantage.

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NO CONTACT AND NO LONG PUNTS!!!?//?!?!1/1/1/!?!?

 

That's my whole game out the window. :(

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Same here. My pinpoint 40 yard passes to feet are all I have. That and my considerable weight advantage.

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Your teamates taken to walking on their hands or summat?

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I actually find it frightening how bad we are at football! :(

 

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Speak for yourself tbh.

 

Are you playing head height rules btw? That's the main reason I hate 5-a-side. I like a good Titus Bramble punt downfield from time to time. :)

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I've never liked any of the 5-a-side rules and for years me and my mates played football with none of them and it was so much better and didn't require the game to be stopped continually as people argue over how high it was kicked, whether somebody was in the box when they scored or whether the keeper had come out the box etc.

 

We played fouls and handballs as in normal footy and you could kick it as high as you want (thus bringing heading, volleying, chipping and lobbing back into the game) and you could go in the box and the keeper could come out the box as in normal footy meaning people in goal didn't get bored with havign fuck all to do. And the keepers could kick the ball out not have to bowl it out under arm!

 

Basically 11-a-side rules on a 5-a-side ptich, footy as its meant to be played and much more fun!

 

Anyway since you're all desperate and despite the absolute disgrace i will be and a knee injury i mentioned to Ritchie (i'm like an old bloke these days!) i will play.

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The head height rule should be scrapped. Ditto the underarm pass rule for the keeper.

 

Apart from that tho you cant have keepers wandering out of the box cos the mongs tend to be put in goal for a reason to start with. Attackers shouldnt be allowed in the box either cos if you cant score from six yards out you have no business being on the pitch (except maybe as a goalkeeper confined to his penalty box-for which see my earlier comment).

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The head height rule should be scrapped. Ditto the underarm pass rule for the keeper.

 

Apart from that tho you cant have keepers wandering out of the box cos the mongs tend to be put in goal for a reason to start with. Attackers shouldnt be allowed in the box either cos if you cant score from six yards out you have no business being on the pitch (except maybe as a goalkeeper confined to his penalty box-for which see my earlier comment).

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Most people tend to keep those rules i've got used to that, but the way we played took out all the arguing and stopping the game and left football with all of its components in, and there's a reason why its the best sport in the world, especially if you leave it alone.

 

I've always liked scoring goals by actually tricking or going round a keeper in the box or when in goal being able to come out the box and pick passes off or maybe risk going past an attacker (this ws all back in the days when i could play of course!)

 

Anyway we found it a much better game when played as football is suposed to be played, but i'll play whatever rules the majority want!

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SLP

Matt

Craig

Peasepud

Geordieshandy

Manc-mag

Alex

Scottish Mag

Papa Laz

Isegrim

 

Right, provisionally that's 10. With all the injuries and fitness levels we'll play flexible rules - no head high, no running, no shooting etc... :( It's a bit of fun at the end of the day. We can split it as follows....Lercals V Exiles, but we've got 6 lercals and only 4 exiles...so I don't mind joining the Exiles as 'guest' player. Unless anyone else wants to.

 

Lercals

Matt

Peasepud

Geordieshandy

Alex

Papa Laz

 

Exiles

Craig

Manc-mag

Scottish Mag

Isegrim

SLP

 

Lercals can play in black and white home tops (or all white if you haven't got one or are too kool for skool) and the Exiles can either all decide to play in the same away top (blue?) if we've got one or just turn up in any of NUFCs' away tops that aren't black. It doesn't matter too much to be honest.

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Lercals v Exiles is a good idea and I dont mind it being 6 v 4. *Does imitation of Pele's 'blackboard' scene in Escape to Victory* :(

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*makes mental note to punch Sam in the ribs*

 

I don't mind switching sides for the day, unless any of the lercals want to admit to not being born within Fat Freds Official Geordie Nation™ Area.

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We're 'Nazareth at the time of Christ' rules, crucifixions for anyone doing any tricks.

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Any step-overs when I'm playing 5-a-side at work results in a 'Chopper Harris' style challenge...

 

Take the piss, I take your legs! :)

 

As for 5-a-side rules:

 

Bollocks to head height

Bollocks to no-one allowed in the box

Bollocks to stick keeper

 

Play the proper football rules. BTW Locals v Exiles sounds canny... I'll probably be the keeper! :razz:

 

(P.S. I'm absolute shite too! :()

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Is it too late to throw my hat into the ring for this event? For both the meal and the football? If it is i'll just watch and laugh which is probably better tbh...

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Is it too late to throw my hat into the ring for this event? For both the meal and the football? If it is i'll just watch and laugh which is probably better tbh...

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I should think substitutes are going to be a necessity! :(

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Is it too late to throw my hat into the ring for this event? For both the meal and the football? If it is i'll just watch and laugh which is probably better tbh...

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I should think substitutes are going to be a necessity! :(

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They were last time like. O-Nut (i tihnk) knacked his ankle last time although it didn't stop him playing...

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