adios 717 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Je n'hom pas! 123713[/snapback] True, it's only gay if you admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 When Shearer signed I was still awaiting my sex-change op and was down Manchester, had pulled a lawyer (well he told me he was a lawyer but it turned out he was a minimum wage legal secretary!) so I thought I was well in with getting a few quid of him towards my op. We were in bed shagging, well if you can class it as shagging cos what he was passing off as a cock was more like a thimble tbh , when the news came through. I faked orgasm so I could get away from the micey twat. 123693[/snapback] dickhead! 123720[/snapback] No they put it in the right place actually, and they gave me a generous portion unlike yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Saw the Chronicle boards while out terrorising Gosforth High Street, so I hotfooted it home to confirm via Teletext then immediately sent a fax () to my parents who were on holiday at the time. They didn't get it before going out for the night, and when their greasy Spanish waiter found out they were from Newcastle, he spent the entire evening shouting "Shearer! Shearer!" at them without them having a clue why. "Ye-e-es, he's from there too..." 123681[/snapback] Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3956 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6544 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 (edited) I went up to St jimmys to see him when I first heard the news. There was only a handful of people there. It wasn't until a few days later that the official ceremony took place. Without trying to sound like LM. I didn't think it would enable us to walk the league as scoring goals was not really an issue. Problem was conceding them.... Edited April 19, 2006 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Saw the Chronicle boards while out terrorising Gosforth High Street, so I hotfooted it home to confirm via Teletext then immediately sent a fax () to my parents who were on holiday at the time. They didn't get it before going out for the night, and when their greasy Spanish waiter found out they were from Newcastle, he spent the entire evening shouting "Shearer! Shearer!" at them without them having a clue why. "Ye-e-es, he's from there too..." 123681[/snapback] Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. 123757[/snapback] And still you claim there's no bumming involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit 123760[/snapback] As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit 123760[/snapback] As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] We were Chelsea before Chelsea was Chelsea tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Saw the Chronicle boards while out terrorising Gosforth High Street, so I hotfooted it home to confirm via Teletext then immediately sent a fax () to my parents who were on holiday at the time. They didn't get it before going out for the night, and when their greasy Spanish waiter found out they were from Newcastle, he spent the entire evening shouting "Shearer! Shearer!" at them without them having a clue why. "Ye-e-es, he's from there too..." 123681[/snapback] Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. 123757[/snapback] And still you claim there's no bumming involved 123764[/snapback] I'm leading you on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] True, believe it was 4.3 or 4.5 even! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 174 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit 123760[/snapback] As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] We were Chelsea before Chelsea was Chelsea tbh. 123767[/snapback] but at least we were everyone's second favourite team, most people hate chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Saw the Chronicle boards while out terrorising Gosforth High Street, so I hotfooted it home to confirm via Teletext then immediately sent a fax () to my parents who were on holiday at the time. They didn't get it before going out for the night, and when their greasy Spanish waiter found out they were from Newcastle, he spent the entire evening shouting "Shearer! Shearer!" at them without them having a clue why. "Ye-e-es, he's from there too..." 123681[/snapback] Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. 123757[/snapback] And still you claim there's no bumming involved 123764[/snapback] I'm leading you on. 123774[/snapback] So I've noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] True, believe it was 4.3 or 4.5 even! 123775[/snapback] Pedant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] True, believe it was 4.3 or 4.5 even! 123775[/snapback] Pedant 123783[/snapback] Half a million quid, pedantry? Can I manage your finances for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Was sat at home watching Olympics and Gary Lineker announced it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britrock 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Same here. Remember sitting there not believing it for a while, then spending the rest of the day walking around with a big smile on me face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Was watching the Olympics downstairs while my Mam (who was seriously ill at the time) was upstairs in bed with the radio on. Took all the energy she had in her to shout downstairs "Craig, they've signed Shearer!" I shouted back "the slimey manc bastards, took the league and now have the main man!" Then I heard Lineker announcing it - I nearly fainted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Was watching the Olympics downstairs while my Mam (who was seriously ill at the time) was upstairs in bed with the radio on. Took all the energy she had in her to shout downstairs "Craig, they've signed Shearer!" I shouted back "the slimey manc bastards, took the league and now have the main man!" Then I heard Lineker announcing it - I nearly fainted... 124930[/snapback] Ever the optomist, Craig. I think I was at some football coaching day, when one of the coaches walked over and told us we'd signed Shearer. I couldn't believe it for I too was convinced he was off to ManYoo. We then had an 'American penalty shootout' (the player starts on the halfway line with the goal, one on one with the keeper). I was in goal and saved nearly all of them...something had inspired me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I had just turned 9 and was watching the News. I was chuffed, naturally. About half an hour later my dad rang home but didnt know the news, i told him and he didnt beleive me at first . I wish we could sign him in his prime again like, alongside Ferdinand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I was like ten years old, I was in the back of my dads car just passing Scotch Corner when the news came on the radio I dont remember much but my dad said i couldnt stop shouting out the window and talked gibberish for 3 weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Any offers on 11? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I put my "Cole 17 Man U" in the bin, and bought a Newcastle top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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