Asprilla 96 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm not bothered about it in the slightest, I think it shows them up tbh. I can just imagine that numbnuts Crabtree thinking he's dead clever coming up with it and telling all his mates to keep an eye out for the really funny thing he's done in the match programme. "Ha ha. Did you see it? I wrote Shearer Is Crap. But I did it in code." Very good Simon, now go and play in the sand pit like a good boy. 123400[/snapback] So what? Understandably, some fans got upset. Never mind, some people will always take offence. Don't forget, I was like that once! Everyone has different levels of tolerance. Remember this and don't take things to heart. Laughing at it is the best form of defence. A sense of humour always helps. Nobody knows that more than Shearer. During his career he's had his fair share of critics... Something in him just blanks it out. Unless you have a thick skin, you're going to struggle in football. Can anyone remember Marcelino? Kick him in the shin pads and he'd be out for 6 months. Call it what you will... Only the strong survive... Champions have an inner strength.... Know this and know success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm not bothered about it in the slightest, I think it shows them up tbh. I can just imagine that numbnuts Crabtree thinking he's dead clever coming up with it and telling all his mates to keep an eye out for the really funny thing he's done in the match programme. "Ha ha. Did you see it? I wrote Shearer Is Crap. But I did it in code." Very good Simon, now go and play in the sand pit like a good boy. 123400[/snapback] So what? Understandably, some fans got upset. Never mind, some people will always take offence. Don't forget, I was like that once! Everyone has different levels of tolerance. Remember this and don't take things to heart. Laughing at it is the best form of defence. A sense of humour always helps. Nobody knows that more than Shearer. During his career he's had his fair share of critics... Something in him just blanks it out. Unless you have a thick skin, you're going to struggle in football. Can anyone remember Marcelino? Kick him in the shin pads and he'd be out for 6 months. Call it what you will... Only the strong survive... Champions have an inner strength.... Know this and know success. 123413[/snapback] Send that into the Chronicle Reader's Poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Hang on, what happened to your post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm not bothered about it in the slightest, I think it shows them up tbh. I can just imagine that numbnuts Crabtree thinking he's dead clever coming up with it and telling all his mates to keep an eye out for the really funny thing he's done in the match programme. "Ha ha. Did you see it? I wrote Shearer Is Crap. But I did it in code." Very good Simon, now go and play in the sand pit like a good boy. 123400[/snapback] So what? Understandably, some fans got upset. Never mind, some people will always take offence. Don't forget, I was like that once! Everyone has different levels of tolerance. Remember this and don't take things to heart. Laughing at it is the best form of defence. A sense of humour always helps. Nobody knows that more than Shearer. During his career he's had his fair share of critics... Something in him just blanks it out. Unless you have a thick skin, you're going to struggle in football. Can anyone remember Marcelino? Kick him in the shin pads and he'd be out for 6 months. Call it what you will... Only the strong survive... Champions have an inner strength.... Know this and know success. 123413[/snapback] I think you should send that to the Chronicle poems section 123414[/snapback] GAH! Me and my editing.... Why thankyou! Do they have a poems section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Cath, you should send your post into the Chronicle's Mystic Meg section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm not bothered about it in the slightest, I think it shows them up tbh. I can just imagine that numbnuts Crabtree thinking he's dead clever coming up with it and telling all his mates to keep an eye out for the really funny thing he's done in the match programme. "Ha ha. Did you see it? I wrote Shearer Is Crap. But I did it in code." Very good Simon, now go and play in the sand pit like a good boy. 123400[/snapback] So what? Understandably, some fans got upset. Never mind, some people will always take offence. Don't forget, I was like that once! Everyone has different levels of tolerance. Remember this and don't take things to heart. Laughing at it is the best form of defence. A sense of humour always helps. Nobody knows that more than Shearer. During his career he's had his fair share of critics... Something in him just blanks it out. Unless you have a thick skin, you're going to struggle in football. Can anyone remember Marcelino? Kick him in the shin pads and he'd be out for 6 months. Call it what you will... Only the strong survive... Champions have an inner strength.... Know this and know success. 123413[/snapback] I think you should send that to the Chronicle poems section 123414[/snapback] GAH! Me and my editing.... Why thankyou! Do they have a poems section? 123419[/snapback] See the thread called "Stress" in General Chat. There's some BEAUTIES in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 See the thread called "Stress" in General Chat. There's some BEAUTIES in there! 123421[/snapback] Will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 sooooo then, how can we set Crabarse up for a fall then? sad makem twat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Can I just say.. Reading your article in the matchday made me laugh And it was very well constructed. But, you should understand that we were slightly offended To be honest, Shearer has had a terrific career Really, we are willing to forgive and forget this incident Even after we stuffed 4 goals past you Even after you lot bricked our busses! It's up to you to say sorry now. So please apologise And.. Coca Cola tastes slightly bitter on the tongue Unless you win it of course Now, realise that you are all a bunch of sad.. Twats. (copyright Tom) Just sent that to SAFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Crystal Palace, Reading...oh dear no, theyve gone up And Stoke City. Burnley Trips to Plymouth Argyle are Rarely forgotten, Wednesday nights driving to End of the world places such as Southampton Eventually will make you realise the error of your ways. Ipswich Town will make you cry and watching Stoke City brings tears to your eyes. All of these clubs are better than yours, Following the Makems down to Hull Under the bridge and round the bend, heading to Cardiff in May but not for a cup! Kicking your heels in Luton watching a nil all draw In the pouring rain is more than you deserve Norwich City turning you over at home. Goals will be hard to find with the front line you have Crewe Alexandra will have to wait a year to take you on, Once you start dropping who knows when it ends, Crap on the pitch and crap in the stands, at least your still Kissing the mong fans arses. Window licker tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 None of these poems even rhyme. Losers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 (edited) None of these poems even rhyme. Losers! 124096[/snapback] You do know that not all poems don't have to rhyme , don't you? Edited April 19, 2006 by CrimsonFault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Yeah, but the ones that don't are shit. FACTABRA CADABRA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 None of these poems even rhyme. Losers! 124096[/snapback] I cant remember using the word poem anywhere..... FACTABUNGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Ah, right you are. My apologies. Seriously though, what a pathetic little prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Yeah, but the ones that don't are shit. FACTABRA CADABRA. 124113[/snapback] I prefer Él Factazoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 90 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah, but the ones that don't are shit. FACTABRA CADABRA. 124113[/snapback] I prefer Él Factazoid 124128[/snapback] there we are then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabarse apologisies: Simon Says: Sorry ShearerRADIO commentator Simon Crabtree has written to Newcastle United apologising for the article he wrote in Sunderland's matchday programme for the Tyne-Wear derby on Easter Monday. Crabtree, who covers Black Cats' games for Metro Radio and Magic 1152, worded his column in the programme in a way to contain an unpleasant remark about the Magpies' skipper. In a letter to Newcastle United, Crabtree says: "I am writing with the sincerest of apologies for any offence I may have caused by an article I wrote for the Sunderland against Newcastle United programme. "It was intended to be humorous and taken in good spirits. "In retrospect, it was an error of judgement and if it caused any offence - I apologise. "I do not seriously think for a moment that Alan Shearer is anything else other than a football legend. "Half my family on my mum's side are Geordies. The other half are from Lancashire and season ticket holders at Blackburn Rovers. "They all think he is the Premiership's greatest ever striker and I won't disagree. "Once again, apologies for any offence I may have caused." Newcastle United have also received a letter from Sunderland's Publications Officer Rob Mason in which he apologises for the fact that the offending article was not picked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wor Al 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabarse apologisies: Simon Says: Sorry ShearerRADIO commentator Simon Crabtree has written to Newcastle United apologising for the article he wrote in Sunderland's matchday programme for the Tyne-Wear derby on Easter Monday. Crabtree, who covers Black Cats' games for Metro Radio and Magic 1152, worded his column in the programme in a way to contain an unpleasant remark about the Magpies' skipper. In a letter to Newcastle United, Crabtree says: "I am writing with the sincerest of apologies for any offence I may have caused by an article I wrote for the Sunderland against Newcastle United programme. "It was intended to be humorous and taken in good spirits. "In retrospect, it was an error of judgement and if it caused any offence - I apologise. "I do not seriously think for a moment that Alan Shearer is anything else other than a football legend. "Half my family on my mum's side are Geordies. The other half are from Lancashire and season ticket holders at Blackburn Rovers. "They all think he is the Premiership's greatest ever striker and I won't disagree. "Once again, apologies for any offence I may have caused." Newcastle United have also received a letter from Sunderland's Publications Officer Rob Mason in which he apologises for the fact that the offending article was not picked up. 124673[/snapback] still a tosser tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabarse apologisies: Simon Says: Sorry ShearerRADIO commentator Simon Crabtree has written to Newcastle United apologising for the article he wrote in Sunderland's matchday programme for the Tyne-Wear derby on Easter Monday. Crabtree, who covers Black Cats' games for Metro Radio and Magic 1152, worded his column in the programme in a way to contain an unpleasant remark about the Magpies' skipper. In a letter to Newcastle United, Crabtree says: "I am writing with the sincerest of apologies for any offence I may have caused by an article I wrote for the Sunderland against Newcastle United programme. "It was intended to be humorous and taken in good spirits. "In retrospect, it was an error of judgement and if it caused any offence - I apologise. "I do not seriously think for a moment that Alan Shearer is anything else other than a football legend. "Half my family on my mum's side are Geordies. The other half are from Lancashire and season ticket holders at Blackburn Rovers. "They all think he is the Premiership's greatest ever striker and I won't disagree. "Once again, apologies for any offence I may have caused." Newcastle United have also received a letter from Sunderland's Publications Officer Rob Mason in which he apologises for the fact that the offending article was not picked up. 124673[/snapback] absolute scum hes still at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britrock 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabarse apologisies: Simon Says: Sorry ShearerRADIO commentator Simon Crabtree has written to Newcastle United apologising for the article he wrote in Sunderland's matchday programme for the Tyne-Wear derby on Easter Monday. Crabtree, who covers Black Cats' games for Metro Radio and Magic 1152, worded his column in the programme in a way to contain an unpleasant remark about the Magpies' skipper. In a letter to Newcastle United, Crabtree says: "I am writing with the sincerest of apologies for any offence I may have caused by an article I wrote for the Sunderland against Newcastle United programme. "It was intended to be humorous and taken in good spirits. "In retrospect, it was an error of judgement and if it caused any offence - I apologise. "I do not seriously think for a moment that Alan Shearer is anything else other than a football legend. "Half my family on my mum's side are Geordies. The other half are from Lancashire and season ticket holders at Blackburn Rovers. "They all think he is the Premiership's greatest ever striker and I won't disagree. "Once again, apologies for any offence I may have caused." Newcastle United have also received a letter from Sunderland's Publications Officer Rob Mason in which he apologises for the fact that the offending article was not picked up. 124673[/snapback] absolute scum hes still at it! 124697[/snapback] Quality! And how did he become a mackem if half his family are Blackburn fans and the other half are Newcastle fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 A Crabtree Acrostic - Or Crabstic for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabtree is actually a Preson fan! Desn't spport the Mackems at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Crabarse apologisies: Simon Says: Sorry ShearerRADIO commentator Simon Crabtree has written to Newcastle United apologising for the article he wrote in Sunderland's matchday programme for the Tyne-Wear derby on Easter Monday. Crabtree, who covers Black Cats' games for Metro Radio and Magic 1152, worded his column in the programme in a way to contain an unpleasant remark about the Magpies' skipper. In a letter to Newcastle United, Crabtree says: "I am writing with the sincerest of apologies for any offence I may have caused by an article I wrote for the Sunderland against Newcastle United programme. "It was intended to be humorous and taken in good spirits. "In retrospect, it was an error of judgement and if it caused any offence - I apologise. "I do not seriously think for a moment that Alan Shearer is anything else other than a football legend. "Half my family on my mum's side are Geordies. The other half are from Lancashire and season ticket holders at Blackburn Rovers. "They all think he is the Premiership's greatest ever striker and I won't disagree. "Once again, apologies for any offence I may have caused." Newcastle United have also received a letter from Sunderland's Publications Officer Rob Mason in which he apologises for the fact that the offending article was not picked up. 124673[/snapback] absolute scum hes still at it! 124697[/snapback] He's stepped it up a bit hasn't he? He only said he was crap before. Mind you, that was before the game on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Class. Bet he feels dead clever now he's had to publically grovel to NUFC and Shearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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