Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 IF I get another bastard letter from school telling me how urgent it is that I have to come in and do catch up for coursework because it is extremely vital blah blah blah. Im on the verge of slitting my wrists, the amount of stress Im going through. It's all Souness' fault if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Can I have your stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Sorry, thinking I was on another stoopid game forum there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Can I have your stuff? 120086[/snapback] I'll let you have the password to my account in my will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 can I have your corpse ? I need one because I need something to blame the smell in my flat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 can I have your corpse ? I need one because I need something to blame the smell in my flat on 120089[/snapback] I won't be able to stop you. I'd be more use if I was a bike park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I can use you as a bottle opener and teatowel holder if it makes you feel any better. Maybe even get a lightbulb on the top of your head and have a bright idea lamp using a stiff. once rigor mortis sets in of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Eeeew. Reminds me of yesterday. Delivery driver came to work and the back of has van was lifting. I asked him what the smell was and he pointed to 6 small plastic bins with lids on. He opened and asked me to look, was basically red gunk with fatty bits. Reading the label it turned out to be sheep intestines. Not chilled or owt. Where they were off and why Ive no idea. Rank. Funny if he has a crash though, prob get accused of human traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Fair enough. We'll see whos a fucking bottle opener when I eventually finish my coursework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Fair enough. We'll see whos a fucking bottle opener when I eventually finish my coursework. 120095[/snapback] What a genius idea! *Rushes to patent a bottle opening dildo.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22725 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 How can you open bottles with a corpse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 How can you open bottles with a corpse? 120106[/snapback] well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22725 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 How can you open bottles with a corpse? 120106[/snapback] well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick 120111[/snapback] Hmmm. Not the most ergonomic design, and I don't like the idea of tea towel holder either. Think I'd stick to the bike rack idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 How can you open bottles with a corpse? 120106[/snapback] well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick 120111[/snapback] Hmmm. Not the most ergonomic design, and I don't like the idea of tea towel holder either. Think I'd stick to the bike rack idea. 120118[/snapback] Thanks. I'll make sure I clean my bottom before I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 It's weird not being the youngest anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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