snakehips 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Shit i've just realised i've had a Toad In The Hole for me dinner 121175[/snapback] mrs hips had that before breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg. He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs. I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date. I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus: Stand up stand up for Pagans, Ye Christians are all wrong. The sun is all that matters, And shagging all day long. 121157[/snapback] you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him.... 121161[/snapback] Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him 121168[/snapback] bit young for Easter eggs then shirley we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. going wrong somewhere like ! 121172[/snapback] Presents for Easter??? Flippin heck, what next???? The bastard's costing me a fortune as it is! He's just come back from a jaunt to Paris with the school ('educational trip', my arse) and he's getting stacks of driving lessons anarl. Aannnd, I have just put a £10 bet on betfair.com for him and his sister to share any winnings between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg. He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs. I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date. I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus: Stand up stand up for Pagans, Ye Christians are all wrong. The sun is all that matters, And shagging all day long. 121157[/snapback] you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him.... 121161[/snapback] Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him 121168[/snapback] bit young for Easter eggs then shirley we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. going wrong somewhere like ! 121172[/snapback] Presents for Easter??? Flippin heck, what next???? The bastard's costing me a fortune as it is! He's just come back from a jaunt to Paris with the school ('educational trip', my arse) and he's getting stacks of driving lessons anarl. Aannnd, I have just put a £10 bet on betfair.com for him and his sister to share any winnings between them. 121185[/snapback] wanna adopt me...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg. He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs. I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date. I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus: Stand up stand up for Pagans, Ye Christians are all wrong. The sun is all that matters, And shagging all day long. 121157[/snapback] you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him.... 121161[/snapback] Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him 121168[/snapback] bit young for Easter eggs then shirley we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. going wrong somewhere like ! 121172[/snapback] Presents for Easter??? Flippin heck, what next???? The bastard's costing me a fortune as it is! He's just come back from a jaunt to Paris with the school ('educational trip', my arse) and he's getting stacks of driving lessons anarl. Aannnd, I have just put a £10 bet on betfair.com for him and his sister to share any winnings between them. 121185[/snapback] wanna adopt me...???? 121186[/snapback] No, just...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg. He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs. I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date. I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus: Stand up stand up for Pagans, Ye Christians are all wrong. The sun is all that matters, And shagging all day long. 121157[/snapback] you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him.... 121161[/snapback] Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him 121168[/snapback] bit young for Easter eggs then shirley we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. going wrong somewhere like ! 121172[/snapback] Presents for Easter??? Flippin heck, what next???? The bastard's costing me a fortune as it is! He's just come back from a jaunt to Paris with the school ('educational trip', my arse) and he's getting stacks of driving lessons anarl. Aannnd, I have just put a £10 bet on betfair.com for him and his sister to share any winnings between them. 121185[/snapback] Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] with the too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Shit i've just realised i've had a Toad In The Hole for me dinner 121175[/snapback] with the 121179[/snapback] , i know i know i forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Bollocks just had a ham sandwich for my lunch too, oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] No it's just my mate used to be a vegetarian when we were little (well kind of forced to by his mum) but he ate fish. I could never and still don't understand how you can be called a vegetarian if you eat fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351 121224[/snapback] Girlie drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. 121202[/snapback] Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351 121224[/snapback] Girlie drink. 121228[/snapback] The chocolate one isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 The Good Friday police are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! Very nice they were too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 The Good Friday police are back. You should rub it in their faces Jill, not literally like. But just eat a hot beef sarnie or something in front of them. (Hot beef was the first thing that came to my mind as that's what I ate for dinner.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Easter cancelled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 The Good Friday police are back. You should rub it in their faces Jill, not literally like. But just eat a hot beef sarnie or something in front of them. (Hot beef was the first thing that came to my mind as that's what I ate for dinner.) I would if I'd see any of them on Friday. Not into hanging around with work colleagues on free days off though. Oh well, I shall enjoy my big greasy cheeseburger on Friday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I have some mackerel, hopefully its still in date on friday. Mackerel + salad and mixed peppers, jesus tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6587 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Might get some kippers with buttered bread. .....yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Vegetarian sausages are the way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Local kebab van sounds very tempting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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