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Darrel you git.. that just ruined my panini. :blink:

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Hey you started it! You started talking about food! Its a delicacy you know. Nice in batter n tomato sauce. Good fer dunkin'

 

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Darrel you git.. that just ruined my panini. :(

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Hey you started it! You started talking about food! Its a delicacy you know. Nice in batter n tomato sauce. Good fer dunkin'

 

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Now you've ruined my rolo easter egg. ;)

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If you were to turn up at one of those 'Christian Aid Homeless Shelters' with a roast beef joint today, would they turn it down? :)

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Anyone who says you shouldn't eat meat on Good Friday should be beat to death with a large bag of sausages - fact

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bring it on... :)

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your all going straight to hell.... :blush:

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Playing there Monday anyway; might save a few people a trip.

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free entry ? :)

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Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg.

 

He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs.

 

I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date.

 

I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick :)

 

To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus:

 

Stand up stand up for Pagans,

Ye Christians are all wrong.

The sun is all that matters,

And shagging all day long.

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Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg.

 

He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs.

 

I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date.

 

I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick :blush:

 

To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus:

 

Stand up stand up for Pagans,

Ye Christians are all wrong.

The sun is all that matters,

And shagging all day long.

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Why is he opening Easter eggs on a Good Friday?! :)

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Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg.

 

He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs.

 

I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date.

 

I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick :)

 

To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus:

 

Stand up stand up for Pagans,

Ye Christians are all wrong.

The sun is all that matters,

And shagging all day long.

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you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him....

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Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg.

 

He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs.

 

I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date.

 

I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick :blush:

 

To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus:

 

Stand up stand up for Pagans,

Ye Christians are all wrong.

The sun is all that matters,

And shagging all day long.

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you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him....

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Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him :):o:(

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Why is he opening Easter eggs on a Good Friday?!  :)

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He and his sister receive so blinkin many that they've been eating them all week. :o

 

I will tell him he is going to Hell. :blush:

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:(

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Just had a discussion with hips jnr whilst he opened yet another easter egg.

 

He said that thanks to Christianity we have holidays and choccy eggs.

 

I furthered his education by telling him that Easter was a pagan festival in the name of Eastre (sp) and was hi-jacked by Christians at a later date.

 

I also explained that us pagans would undoubtedly have longer holidays and our choccy presents would be completely round to represent the sun and be solid choc and not 1mm thick :(

 

To the tune of stand up stand up for Jesus:

 

Stand up stand up for Pagans,

Ye Christians are all wrong.

The sun is all that matters,

And shagging all day long.

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you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him....

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Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him :):(:(

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bit young for Easter eggs then shirley :blush: we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. :o going wrong somewhere like !

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I will tell him he is going to Hell. :)

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And centuries of practice have taught us that that never scars children.

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