Craig 6670 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if heknows where the anti-depressants are located. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 15. Eye the totty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21042 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Never had you down as crayzee student Craig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 16 Gaze longingly at the alcohol section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6452 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 16 Gaze longingly at the alcohol section 119160[/snapback] Someone is missing the booze. I suggest cocaine to fill the gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Me and wor lass feel out big time due to me eyeing up a lass on Asda a while ago. She must have been all of 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 17. See how far you can bobsleigh in the trolley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted April 11, 2006 Author Share Posted April 11, 2006 Me and wor lass feel out big time due to me eyeing up a lass on Asda a while ago. She must have been all of 16. 119429[/snapback] Not like you at all SMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3342 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Me and wor lass feel out big time due to me eyeing up a lass on Asda a while ago. She must have been all of 16. 119429[/snapback] See if you had only texted her a pic of your tool then all would of been ok smoothy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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