Gemmill 44879 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I'm with Mrs Renton. You should have left it on you tight cunt. Dog house is too good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 47 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Tell her you're making her tea for Valentine's Day and then serve her a knuckle sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 I wonder what makes people general internet wronguns. There's more to life. I can think of a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Stevie back on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 How's Renton and his family of ice-pops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: How's Renton and his family of ice-pops? The past 24 hours have been horrendous. No sleep last night. I hope the fuck the engineer can sort out this heating because tomorrow I have a really important day in front of committee and I need some sleep desperately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Renton said: The past 24 hours have been horrendous. No sleep last night. I hope the fuck the engineer can sort out this heating because tomorrow I have a really important day in front of committee and I need some sleep desperately. Hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 No, elderly parents, having to share a hard bed with the wife and 5 year old. It's a good job they're local I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 But if tomorrow is so important, can't you just check into a hotel for one night to make sure you're well rested. Not selfish really, considering. I don't fully grasp the situation though. Hope all works out anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Is your house that unlivable without heating for a couple of days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4385 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 You're assuming it's an easy fix as well. My CH went tits up in February a few years ago and because it was a rare type (warm air) I had trouble getting a bloke who could do it and then had to wait ten-day for parts. No kids or owt but it was still a fucking nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 I was off work with legit flu a few years back and the boiler packed in. 5 days with no heating. You'd be way better off in your own bed. Once you're under the duvet, it's happy days. Especially when you're an incessant strummer like you are Rents. I bet you were lying awake last night reminiscing about the time you were inexplicably dripping in sweat in Tilley's that time. Longing for a bit of that sweet, sweet perspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I was off work with legit flu a few years back and the boiler packed in. 5 days with no heating. You'd be way better off in your own bed. Once you're under the duvet, it's happy days. Especially when you're an incessant strummer like you are Rents. I bet you were lying awake last night reminiscing about the time you were inexplicably dripping in sweat in Tilley's that time. Longing for a bit of that sweet, sweet perspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 16 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I was off work with legit flu a few years back and the boiler packed in. 5 days with no heating. You'd be way better off in your own bed. Once you're under the duvet, it's happy days. Especially when you're an incessant strummer like you are Rents. I bet you were lying awake last night reminiscing about the time you were inexplicably dripping in sweat in Tilley's that time. Longing for a bit of that sweet, sweet perspiration. Looks like it's the diverter valve. Relatively easy fix and fuck all to do with switching off the central heating apparently. I'll expect some apologies tonight. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 55 minutes ago, Andrew said: Is your house that unlivable without heating for a couple of days? I was thinking that Just strut about with the duvet wrapped around you at all times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 44 minutes ago, Renton said: Looks like it's the diverter valve. Relatively easy fix and fuck all to do with switching off the central heating apparently. I'll expect some apologies tonight. Result. I'd make you sit in the garden if I was your wife. On a potty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Try turning the heating off for 5 days during the coldest snap of the year! It's fucking horrible. Anyway, my British gas cover finally came in useful after 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Aye after I had that episode I've always had that cover. 99% of the time it feels like a waste of money but you feel like one of the world's great thinkers when something goes wrong and you've got them out in 24 hours. "Planning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20140 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 36 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'd make you sit in the garden if I was your wife. On a potty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Ant's clueless seeing as the turn on it off and then turn it back on again option isn't available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Ant's clueless seeing as the turn on it off and then turn it back on again option isn't available. I got a headache reading that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 36 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I got a headache reading that Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4251 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Going to pick up my new bmx this afternoon. I’m 33 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20140 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 rad on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33202 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, strawb said: Going to pick up my new bmx this afternoon. I’m 33 I thought you were older than that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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