adios 717 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: I dunno why this started but Shiraz Jack tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ant said: did you try them after? are they like bmw, where they only fire 1 in 5 and only when the lights are on, be surprised the amount of people who don't know that but work with cars. Aye they're like that, only fire every so often. Didn't charge me anything to 'fix' it like, reckoned it must have been a blockage but think he was saving face, but it's the first time it's ever failed and shows up on it's history now. Bell end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Ridiculous that they should have to work for an MOT anyway, given that most cars on the road don't have them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 You need to find some proper dodgepot that passes owt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 13 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: What a shit show. Got an advisory for slight exhaust leak and when I turn up the backbox has detached from the mid pipe on one side. It clearly wasn't that bad when I took it on because I can now hear the two parts vibrating off each other so theyve obviously been pulling at it. To make things worse the mileage on my car is 68000 and directly underneath the mileage there's a trip reading of displayed as 8023.4. The stupid fucking cunt wrote the mileage in my service book as 80234. So i pointed it out and he's had to fuckin tip ex it out. Car now looks clocked. Maybe the mechanic doesn't like road hogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 In keeping with the time honoured traditions of TT, I feel I ought to inform you scurvy cunts that I sold my house today. Only put it on the market last week, so I’m fairly chuffed. I’ll keep you all minutely updated with every single detail of my experiences moving in to my new gaff, as and when it happens. I just know you’re all fighting the urge to crack one off from the sheer anticipation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just as well the buyers didn't look under the floorboards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 5:15 PM, strawb said: Hahahahaha BIJOU! Fish mate, don’t go. If you come out without hepatitis you have been warned. What a glittered turd that place was. Was due to be getting a cab back to Altrincham with a couple of people, and I was itching to leave by about eleven. 00:30 rolls by and I finally get the "No, we're going to stay a bit longer you just go on without us." which means I can fucking bolt. So glad to get out of that shit hole I even tipped the Cab £3 like I'm Jay fucking Gatsby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Saw this and thought of @Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 10:30 PM, Monkeys Fist said: In keeping with the time honoured traditions of TT, I feel I ought to inform you scurvy cunts that I sold my house today. Only put it on the market last week, so I’m fairly chuffed. I’ll keep you all minutely updated with every single detail of my experiences moving in to my new gaff, as and when it happens. I just know you’re all fighting the urge to crack one off from the sheer anticipation. Any updates MF lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, Alex said: Saw this and thought of @Dr Gloom bargainous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Any updates MF lad? We’ll be moving in the New Year. Moving to a bigger 1940s semi, with a fuck-off big extended kitchen and lounge. There’s no chains involved, so as long as there’s no fuckery from the buyer, it should be fairly smooth. I was round there this afternoon drawing up a list of what actually needs doing before we move, and what pointless shite Mrs. F will be unable to function without. It was a pleasingly small list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Well, its -7 here, the roads are filthy from all the grit and my screen washers have packed up. Hoping its just frozen up and will thaw during the day or I am in for a ropey drive home from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Only -4 here. Saw a bloke pouring steaming water from a kettle onto his windscreen as I left our road. Hoping it was warm water and not boiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I absolutely hate it, I hate that the roads are clear and gritted but people are still driving at 3/4 speed, I hate that I can't clean my windscreen, I hate that I have to leave ten minutes earlier for work and arrive ten minutes later. I proper wish this cold would fuck off, bring back the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 A rapey drive home is what those lasses got after my night out last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Trains fucked, working from home, cozy as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Well Jel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Andrew said: I absolutely hate it, I hate that the roads are clear and gritted but people are still driving at 3/4 speed, I hate that I can't clean my windscreen, I hate that I have to leave ten minutes earlier for work and arrive ten minutes later. I proper wish this cold would fuck off, bring back the rain. I love a good rant at the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Andrew said: Well, its -7 here, the roads are filthy from all the grit and my screen washers have packed up. Hoping its just frozen up and will thaw during the day or I am in for a ropey drive home from work. Bit of antifreeze sprayed into the washer jets usually does the trick. (As long as your washers are part water part soap). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Bit of antifreeze sprayed into the washer jets usually does the trick. (As long as your washers are part water part soap). Nah, motors not turning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't like to gloat but don't take too much pity. Beautiful night here at 23 degrees celsius, only sore point is that there is no sea breeze to speak of. Enjoyed a few prawns washed down by a Jim Barry Riesling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Cliche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yeah, maybe, but it is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I’m only jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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