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Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

 

 

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.

 

 

The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the

 

contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of

 

their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

 

 

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Here's how it all went

 

down:

 

 

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

 

 

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

 

 

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."

 

 

Contestant: "Brian."

 

 

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

 

 

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

 

 

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

 

 

Brian: "Sara."

 

 

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

 

 

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 

 

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

 

 

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

 

 

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

 

 

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

 

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

 

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

 

 

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

 

 

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

 

 

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

 

 

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

 

 

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

 

 

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

 

 

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

 

 

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

 

 

DJ: "Uh huh..."

 

 

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

 

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

 

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

 

 

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventurous than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get

 

his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

 

 

 

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 

 

 

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"

 

 

 

(Touch tones.....ringing....)

 

 

 

Clerk: "Kinkos."

 

 

DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"

 

 

Clerk: "This is she."

 

 

DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

 

 

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

 

 

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

 

 

Sara: "No."

 

 

DJ: "Good!"

 

 

Brian: (laughing)

 

 

Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

 

 

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

 

 

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

 

 

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

 

 

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"

 

 

Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

 

 

DJ: "What time?"

 

 

Sara: "Around 8 this morning."

 

 

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

 

 

Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

 

 

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

 

 

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

 

 

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

 

 

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

 

 

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

 

 

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"

 

 

Sara: "Well..."

 

 

DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?

 

 

 

PTO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah: "Up the arse....."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

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Naw...2 years in, with another three to go (or four if I want to do another degree in the middle).

 

It's getting exciting now...they've let us loose on real patients.

 

Yes, they're alive before you say anything! For now anyway...muhahaha

 

What are you up to these days?

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Burning the midnight oil again Meenzer?

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'Fraid so... just done with work for the night. Trying to pay a few bills before hitting the Toon next week, while simultaneously making plans for the social side of said Toon-hitting. My head hurts. :blink:

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Absolutley knacked, I'm off to bed!

 

I've got quite a busy week ahead of me... One of my best mates is back for a few days (he's working in Shropshire), there's a few parties to go to this weekend then I'm off to Leeds for a bit on Monday or Tuesday.

 

Still, makes a change from arsing around on here all day. Night.

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Well I'll be going to a BBQ later on and there'll be loads of people there, and the local hockey team :razz: I'll be getting pissed (byob unfortunately, I'll have to 'borrow' some after mine's run out) and going round saying "you...are...the best....sign my beer?" :blink:

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I go to Edinburgh Festival on Tuesday :blink:

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I'm in Edinburgh on Wednesday and Thursday, visiting friends. Should I expect to see you on the Royal Mile, wearing a clown costume and blue body paint and precariously balanced on one leg atop a packing crate, all in the name of "performance art"?

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I'm super-bored. :blink:

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Pah, I'm über-bored.

 

I'll already cleaned up my office and am now just waiting for the rain to stop so that I can go home and open a bottle of wine so that I can get über-drunk as well...

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I'm super-bored. :blink:

15669[/snapback]

 

Pah, I'm über-bored.

 

I'll already cleaned up my office and am now just waiting for the rain to stop so that I can go home and open a bottle of wine so that I can get über-drunk as well...

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*Tries to think of something clever to say in German.. can't*

 

"Ich schlafe in der Dusche

Weil die Dusche zu mir hält

Sie ist der einzige Freund

Den ich noch habe auf der Welt"

 

:razz:

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I'm super-bored. :blink:

15669[/snapback]

 

Pah, I'm über-bored.

 

I'll already cleaned up my office and am now just waiting for the rain to stop so that I can go home and open a bottle of wine so that I can get über-drunk as well...

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*Tries to think of something clever to say in German.. can't*

 

"Ich schlafe in der Dusche

Weil die Dusche zu mir hält

Sie ist der einzige Freund

Den ich noch habe auf der Welt"

 

:razz:

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You'll get herewith nominated for the Lou award for astonishing randomness.

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