ChezGiven 0 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I dont think you're an arse Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I had a dream about Stevie last night. Canny weird. *ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. YOu see Stevie as baggage on TT?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 why does everybody put "tbh" all the time. What is the point? (and yes Ive done it aswell). The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 why does everybody put "tbh" all the time. What is the point? (and yes Ive done it aswell). The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh. Makes it more like pub chat is why people do it tbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 why does everybody put "tbh" all the time. What is the point? (and yes Ive done it aswell). The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". Look at your signature man haha. Mystic Keg :icon_lol I think people use them as it adds a bit more punch or twist of humour to a post. *Tumbleweed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 why does everybody put "tbh" all the time. What is the point? (and yes Ive done it aswell). The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh. Makes it more like pub chat is why people do it tbs. Not in the pubs I frequent or IIRC for that matter, iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 The penny's just dropped about what ACAB tattoo's on fingers are on that Alex was on about. All Coppers Are Bastards. Slow today. Such an 80s thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I had a dream about Stevie last night. Canny weird. *ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. YOu see Stevie as baggage on TT?!! No. Its clearly about roots and moving on to pastures new in life. The game was the important bit. I judge myself against impossible standards. The dream had nowt to do with Stevie but it was unmistakenly him that was the samsonite transformer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I had a dream about Stevie last night. Canny weird. *ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. YOu see Stevie as baggage on TT?!! No. Its clearly about roots and moving on to pastures new in life. The game was the important bit. I judge myself against impossible standards. The dream had nowt to do with Stevie but it was unmistakenly him that was the samsonite transformer. Good interpretation. But try and get sexy women into the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13861 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I feel depressed everytime I don't win the lottery, I build myself up only to be knocked down again Thankyou Scott Mills, you dick. I get that way too. The missus is shocked when our numbers don't come up. If you won £100m on the Euromillions, would you put a million aside for the people on this forum? My mother spends about a fiver a week on the lottery and gets precisely fuck all out of it. I might give her a challenge; every week she spends a fiver, every week, I put away a fiver and at the end of the year, we'll see who's got the more money. Barring 5 numbers or a lucky strike on the Irish, I'll win it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I feel depressed everytime I don't win the lottery, I build myself up only to be knocked down again Thankyou Scott Mills, you dick. I get that way too. The missus is shocked when our numbers don't come up. If you won £100m on the Euromillions, would you put a million aside for the people on this forum? Pimp out CT's taxi, then bring everyone to Nando's for the feast of their lifetime, then into the gate for a few pints, then onto Idols? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I feel depressed everytime I don't win the lottery, I build myself up only to be knocked down again Thankyou Scott Mills, you dick. I get that way too. The missus is shocked when our numbers don't come up. If you won £100m on the Euromillions, would you put a million aside for the people on this forum? Pimp out CT's taxi, then bring everyone to Nando's for the feast of their lifetime, then into the gate for a few pints, then onto Idols? Pah. Me Grandma was Irish and she was the most generous woman ever. You're nowt like her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I feel depressed everytime I don't win the lottery, I build myself up only to be knocked down again Thankyou Scott Mills, you dick. I get that way too. The missus is shocked when our numbers don't come up. If you won £100m on the Euromillions, would you put a million aside for the people on this forum? Pimp out CT's taxi, then bring everyone to Nando's for the feast of their lifetime, then into the gate for a few pints, then onto Idols? Pah. Me Grandma was Irish and she was the most generous woman ever. You're nowt like her! Nando's, man! 3000 members. It'll be class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Am sure you are mac-toon. Am the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Am sure you are mac-toon. Am the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. I bet you're like Tony Soprano walking around the place straightening people up, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty I'm sure you are mac-toon. I'm the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. FYP Sorry to be picky but it's a bug bear of mine when people use slang/abbreviations that aren't any shorter than spelling the word properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Am sure you are mac-toon. Am the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. OooOOOOOoooh Get you ducky Should we genuflect when you deign to grace us with your presence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty I'm sure you are mac-toon. I'm the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. FYP Sorry to be picky but it's a bug bear of mine when people use slang/abbreviations that aren't any shorter than spelling the word properly! "am" is shorter than "I'm"; 2 characters compared to 3 just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Well I'm really, really good at boosting peoples confidence, pep talks I'm like a poor mans Keegan, but I've never managed in my life. In 12 months time looks like I'll have my own satelite office in Newcastle though with 5 or 6 staff. I'm a bit nervous about it I'm sure I'll be ok, but I've always been the type who's thought gaffa's are cunts and I don't want to be thought about like that. Of maybe 15 managers I've ever had I'd say 3 were really decent. Edited January 20, 2011 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty I'm sure you are mac-toon. I'm the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. FYP I'm sorry to be picky but it's a bug bear of mine when people use slang/abbreviations that aren't any shorter than spelling the word properly! FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Well I'm really, really good at boosting peoples confidence, pep talks I'm like a poor mans Keegan, but I've never managed in my life. In 12 months time looks like I'll have my own satelite office in Newcastle though with 5 or 6 staff. I'm a bit nervous about it I'm sure I'll be ok, but I've always been the type who's thought gaffa's are cunts and I don't want to be thought about like that. Of maybe 15 managers I've ever had I'd say 3 were really decent. That's what I do. Mainly trainer of debt recovery but my main skill set is in motivation and getting on the right level with people to train them as an equal and not like a jobsworth manager. I've not changed my personality at all throughout my career (still relitively short - 9 year) regardless of what capacity I've held the job in. It all comes down to the individual really, some are power trippers and change their circle of friends etc when moving up in their job. I wouldn't be so weak as to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are on here is a manager? Just out of curiosity. At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Am sure you are mac-toon. Am the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. Blagged it innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Everyone appreciates a good manager, because the awful ones are so despicable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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