adios 717 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Reminds me of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/?ito=facebook How desperate to be famous do you need to be to make this public. She's "raising awareness" apparently. Good luck with that career in teaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30371 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Her parents must be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Posing for the photos as well Heaven help this country man, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 if i was ever unfortunate enough to have this happen, i'm not sure i'd be running to sell the story to the papers and she called an ambulance for it. jesus wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Those photos man. What a bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Emma Phillips, a mother of one from Wallasey, Merseyside, first thought boyfriend Lee had hidden the vibrator under a pillow as a prank. So....she didn't realise she had a vibrating dildo crammed up her turd-cutter? She must have a hoop like a whale sharks mouth. Also, barbecue tongs He's having a laugh there, it's nigh impossible to pick up a sausage with them in normal use, never mind retrieve a Mandingo from up the Tocky Locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 [emoji38] So....she didn't realise she had a vibrating dildo crammed up her turd-cutter? She must have a hoop like a whale sharks mouth. Also, barbecue tongs [emoji38] He's having a laugh there, it's nigh impossible to pick up a sausage with them in normal use, never mind retrieve a Mandingo from up the Tocky Locker. Where does "Tocky locker" come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) how the fuck does something this size get lost up there? must be one cavernous hershey highway Edited October 6, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Where does "Tocky locker" come from? I used to work with an an old Navy lag, was one of his favourite phrases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 i love how the boyfriend got involved in the photo shoot too. you can just imagine the hero's welcome he'll get from his mates afterwards. top bantz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I'm not a prude (although I probably am given my age, etc.) but why on earth would you want to make something like that public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I'm not a prude (although I probably am given my age, etc.) but why on earth would you want to make something like that public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 She'll have been paid for the story. Probably not by the Metro, but quite possibly by the assorted women's magazines that live for this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Now en route to Chester-Le-Street via DPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 She'll have been paid for the story. Probably not by the Metro, but quite possibly by the assorted women's magazines that live for this stuff. I know but still. Like Gemmill mentioned previously she might as well give up training to be a teacher now. You probably get about a grand max for selling your story to the likes of Take a Break (or Take a Dump, as my mate calls it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Now en route to Chester-Le-Street via DPD Funny anyway but even better if the pun was intentional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Well yeah but look at her. She's not the sort of person who strikes me as someone who gives much thought to things like 'consequences' or vague notions like 'the future'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I know but still. Like Gemmill mentioned previously she might as well give up training to be a teacher now. You probably get about a grand max for selling your story to the likes of Take a Break (or Take a Dump, as my mate calls it). A grand for the story, a couple of paid tv appearances to "put her story across". Also, she doesn't strike me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I know but still. Like Gemmill mentioned previously she might as well give up training to be a teacher now. You probably get about a grand max for selling your story to the likes of Take a Break (or Take a Dump, as my mate calls it). apt in this case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 apt in this case Indeed And she's probably done the nation's youth a favour in forfeiting that career path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Why does she need fluids for a dildo up her arse btw? Maybe don't answer that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3353 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 And she's probably done the nation's youth a favour in forfeiting that career path. Unless she was training to be a personal development/sex education/whateverthefuckit'scalledinengland teacher. The future of English females will be sorely lacking without her backdoor wisdom and tribulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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