David Kelly 1280 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Good to get it all sorted and not have to fill in any more paperwork. The process is a piece of piss once you get the ball rolling. I would imagine it's a huge cause for celebration for women across the North East. The vaginal juices will be flowing like wine tonight. How much does it cost to go through? I'm about seven years shot of the stupid bitch now but we're still married. Should probably get round to getting is sorted officially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Think it was £410 in total. Which is just one up front payment when you start the process. I can't remember the exact date I got it under way, but it was after I moved house on Jan 22nd. 4 months later and it's done, which includes an enforced 6 week waiting period which is required for anyone to submit objections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34434 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Think it was £410 in total. Which is just one up front payment when you start the process. I can't remember the exact date I got it under way, but it was after I moved house on Jan 22nd. 4 months later and it's done, which includes an enforced 6 week waiting period which is required for anyone to submit objections. I object. Can the divorce be retrospectively stopped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35916 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Think it was £410 in total. Which is just one up front payment when you start the process. I can't remember the exact date I got it under way, but it was after I moved house on Jan 22nd. 4 months later and it's done, which includes an enforced 6 week waiting period which is required for anyone to submit objections. Aye, but how much did the wedding that was featured in Hello cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I don't even like to think about the cost of the wedding. :razz:The one saving grace is that the honeymoon got canceled cos I had to go for surgery or I'd still be paying that fucker off now. HMHM, the objection period has passed. The great man has walked free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Cancelled the honeymoon and refused to have kids. You catch, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 You'll be laughing on the other side of your sunburnt face when your kids need factor 100 full body suits and masks to leave the house 20 years from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I think I'll just leave it for a bit then at £400. I cam buy shit loads of drink and drugs for that sort of money. And still being married is a good way of preventing another wedding (unless your name is Cisse). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35916 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Wise words, DK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 You'll be laughing on the other side of your sunburnt face when your kids need factor 100 full body suits and masks to leave the house 20 years from now. Maybe one of my kids will discover the solution to cheap abundant renewable energy. Your sperm aren't exactly contributing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I think I'll just leave it for a bit then at £400. I cam buy shit loads of drink and drugs for that sort of money. And still being married is a good way of preventing another wedding (unless your name is Cisse). What about new girlfriends? Is it not a bit awkward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 You're raising them French. They'll be too busy taking holidays and blockading ports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 What about new girlfriends? Is it not a bit awkward? Aye it's a couple of hundred quid each. Get it sorted, DK. This woman ordered a pizza with no cheese, it's the least she deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 You're raising them French. They'll be too busy taking holidays and blockading ports. Anyway, cant believe you cancelled your honeymoon because of some poxy operation. Sends out all the wrong messages that. "I'm too weak to be your husband" I know you've made an effort since then but i can see where this all went downhill. From day 1 basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Aye it's a couple of hundred quid each. Get it sorted, DK. This woman ordered a pizza with no cheese, it's the least she deserves. The filthy animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 What about new girlfriends? Is it not a bit awkward?No it's brilliant, I've got a ready made defense for when they start gearing up for a wedding. Of course that can spell the end of the relationship but really, who wants to be with a woman who wants to marry you anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Aye it's a couple of hundred quid each. Get it sorted, DK. This woman ordered a pizza with no cheese, it's the least she deserves.She's a mackem, she deserves a lot worse than I've ever given her. But she's the mother of my child so I've always been softer on her than I should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35916 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Anyway, cant believe you cancelled your honeymoon because of some poxy operation. Sends out all the wrong messages that. "I'm too weak to be your husband" I know you've made an effort since then but i can see where this all went downhill. From day 1 basically. It's up there with suggesting a civil partnership to pay less tax in the romance stakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Or refusing a joint account to protect future income streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35916 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Difference being I've given her 2 beautiful children and bought her/us a massive apartment in the nicest quartier of Paris and we do have a joint account. I just don't put all my salary in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The gift of spunk does outweigh wealth the last time I checked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31589 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I have a feeling that the hooker you were with may have disagreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Difference being I've given her 2 beautiful children and bought her/us a massive apartment in the nicest quartier of Paris and we do have a joint account. I just don't put all my salary in it Hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5572 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I have a feeling that the hooker you were with may have disagreed. That line was asking for a comment like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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