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Have had Mrs. Fist's Mackem work mate and family over this afternoon.

Once they'd got over their fear of the electric lighting, all went well until the subject of kids shoes was mentioned, when it emerged their wee one has 6 toes on one foot.

I had to make a very hasty exit up to the bathroom, and then chewed on a towel until the laughter died off.

Think I got away with it.

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should be aye, as long as it's a musos amp and not the one near your telly.

got yourself a guitar then Billy?

 

I've gone on about it enough, but it is a Stagg I300 if you missed it Don't know if that's a reputable brand, but its good enough for a beginner like me.

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Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know :icon_lol:

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Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know :icon_lol:

 

Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed.

 

We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany.

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Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know :icon_lol:

 

Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed.

 

We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany.

 

Showing their true colours there. Inhuman. :icon_lol:

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Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know :icon_lol:

 

Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed.

 

We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany.

 

Thanks.

Yes the carry over thing is good in a way, but the miserable company I work for only honour the bank holidays with double time pay...so staff that worked the actual Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day get no extra at all :icon_lol: My old employers were decent and paid extra time for it all. It was on the main news a few weeks back about it all, serves them right the tight fisted bastards!

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Have had Mrs. Fist's Mackem work mate and family over this afternoon.

Once they'd got over their fear of the electric lighting, all went well until the subject of kids shoes was mentioned, when it emerged their wee one has 6 toes on one foot.

I had to make a very hasty exit up to the bathroom, and then chewed on a towel until the laughter died off.

Think I got away with it.

You utter, utter cunt. :icon_lol:

 

 

 

 

 

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Got a take-away about an hour ago and got some Fanta with it, the bottle was a bit different and it tasted different so I checked the back...

 

Exclusively for sale in Vietnam.

This product is intended for sale within the territory of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam.

Exports are not authorised.

 

If I die, this is why...

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A bit of research finds this...

 

VietNamNet Bridge – Chief of the Food Hygiene and Safety Agency Tran Dang has said that the agency has asked Coca Cola Vietnam to explain its recall of Fanta soft drink two months ago.

 

The agency will ask inspectors of the Health Ministry to review the case.

 

Mr Dang said that the agency received the information that Coca Cola Vietnam recalled all 1.5l Fanta bottles (produced on March 1 and 2 and expiring on August 28-29) in Hanoi and northern provinces between March 18-23 due to a high content of Chlorine, a sterlising substance. The information stated that the content level was nearly 35; the permitted level is zero.

 

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A bit of research finds this...

 

VietNamNet Bridge – Chief of the Food Hygiene and Safety Agency Tran Dang has said that the agency has asked Coca Cola Vietnam to explain its recall of Fanta soft drink two months ago.

 

The agency will ask inspectors of the Health Ministry to review the case.

 

Mr Dang said that the agency received the information that Coca Cola Vietnam recalled all 1.5l Fanta bottles (produced on March 1 and 2 and expiring on August 28-29) in Hanoi and northern provinces between March 18-23 due to a high content of Chlorine, a sterlising substance. The information stated that the content level was nearly 35; the permitted level is zero.

 

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Look on the bright side, you'll be cleaning the bog while you piss in it.

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Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg.

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Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg.

:icon_lol: What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam.

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Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg.

:icon_lol: What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam.

 

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Though I was named well before that big titted strumpet.

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Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club
Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg.

:icon_lol: What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam.

I've got a massive red mark on me shin noo, little bastard. Fuckin mummy's little poppet, he'll end up a spoilt little cunt who wants for nothing. I was so shocked I actually laughed.

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Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg.

:icon_lol: What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam.

I've got a massive red mark on me shin noo, little bastard. Fuckin mummy's little poppet, he'll end up a spoilt little cunt who wants for nothing. I was so shocked I actually laughed.

Did she apologise to you?

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