ChezGiven 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I love the Tyne like, was there on Saturday night. Chez's mate was doing his best to get filled in at the bar He is cracker jack that lad, off his tits after 2 tokes on one 2J's jazz tabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Maybe that's their game- the food is actually rank, but they force you to get Cobra'd up so it seems fine. Devious bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I love the Tyne like, was there on Saturday night. Chez's mate was doing his best to get filled in at the bar He is cracker jack that lad, off his tits after 2 tokes on one 2J's jazz tabs. He bumped into this lad at the bar who was alright about it. The bloke was older, sort of old skool Byker if you know what I mean. Anyway, your mate thought it would be funny to pretend to push in front of him and he shouted his order out, in the blokes face more or less, just as the lass behind the bar was about to take the other blokes order. Obviously I knew it was just a wind-up but it fell a bit flat with the intended recipient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Maybe that's their game- the food is actually rank, but they force you to get Cobra'd up so it seems fine. Devious bastards! Then large Cobras are killers like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Soooo, after my leisurely lunch at the Tyne, I got home around 2pm. Played with the kids for a bit, then Mrs. Fist said "Why don't you go and have a soak in the bath". Result. 20 minutes into the bath I hear Wifey on the phone to her sisters, inviting them round for a firework party - in 2 hours. Cue a mad dash, with 3yr old and 5 month son , to buy fireworks, party food and booze. £200 lighter I'm now sitting halfway pissed having scared the shit of the neighbourhood cats and both Chimplets. Women!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) At least you didn't do to your kids what my exes father did to his grandaughter. His hobby is to restore 19th Century guns, and take them to a shooting range, and therefore has access to gun powder. When my exes daughter was 2, they had bought some fireworks tolet off in the garden. Of course, Dave, the my exes dad thought the fireworks needed 'customising' and added weapons grade gunpowder. You can imagine how loud they were, and my exes' daughters' reaction. I think there was a crater where the fireworks went off. Edited November 5, 2010 by Billy Castell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 (edited) At least you didn't do to your kids what my exes father did to his grandaughter. His hobby is to restore 19th Century guns, and take them to a shooting range, and therefore has access to gun powder. When my exes daughter was 2, they had bought some fireworks tolet off in the garden. Of course, Dave, the my exes dad thought the fireworks needed 'customising' and added weapons grade gunpowder. You can imagine how loud they were, and my exes' daughters' reaction. I think there was a crater where the fireworks went off. See that, exes remain a pain in the arse forever as you have to keep saying exes in front of everything. Fuckers! Edited November 6, 2010 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Going for a "sitty doon" at Forest Hall Indians tomorrow too. Is the service in there still terrible btw? Stopped going except for takeaways. Even if it's half full you still wait ages whilst they're sending out the takeaways like billy-o. Bad show, all boy iyam. I put it down to teething problems at first but after it happened about 3 or 4 times it was taking the proverbial. Shame as the food is spot on. Last time I went, it wasn't bad once you got to your table. Getting there was a bit of a chore though. Food is cracking mind. Same here. I got to the table about an hour and a half after it was booked though. I was mortal. Table booked for 8pm. Arrived 5 minutes early, served drinks immediately, orders were taken after 5 minutes. Seated and served promptly. Service was spot on, the food was superb. And they've got a new menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Somone at my work called Mr Snowball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Mmmm just had a delish snack, you cant beat cheese and beetroot with crackers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Mmmm just had a delish snack, you cant beat cheese and beetroot with crackers! Beetroot on first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Going for a "sitty doon" at Forest Hall Indians tomorrow too. Is the service in there still terrible btw? Stopped going except for takeaways. Even if it's half full you still wait ages whilst they're sending out the takeaways like billy-o. Bad show, all boy iyam. I put it down to teething problems at first but after it happened about 3 or 4 times it was taking the proverbial. Shame as the food is spot on. Last time I went, it wasn't bad once you got to your table. Getting there was a bit of a chore though. Food is cracking mind. Same here. I got to the table about an hour and a half after it was booked though. I was mortal. Table booked for 8pm. Arrived 5 minutes early, served drinks immediately, orders were taken after 5 minutes. Seated and served promptly. Service was spot on, the food was superb. And they've got a new menu. Might have to give the restaurant another go. Got a takeaway from there at the weekend and it was lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Speaking of takeaways, my mate got a chicken parmesan thing last night that was basically a cheese and tomato pizza with a fried chicken base. They'll never fit him in the coffin, the fat bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Mmmm just had a delish snack, you cant beat cheese and beetroot with crackers! Beetroot on first? Dont start me off again Khay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) Going for a "sitty doon" at Forest Hall Indians tomorrow too. Is the service in there still terrible btw? Stopped going except for takeaways. Even if it's half full you still wait ages whilst they're sending out the takeaways like billy-o. Bad show, all boy iyam. I put it down to teething problems at first but after it happened about 3 or 4 times it was taking the proverbial. Shame as the food is spot on. Last time I went, it wasn't bad once you got to your table. Getting there was a bit of a chore though. Food is cracking mind. Same here. I got to the table about an hour and a half after it was booked though. I was mortal. Table booked for 8pm. Arrived 5 minutes early, served drinks immediately, orders were taken after 5 minutes. Seated and served promptly. Service was spot on, the food was superb. And they've got a new menu. Might have to give the restaurant another go. Got a takeaway from there at the weekend and it was lush. Your Tongue will thank you. Btw, I ordered plain paratha with my main- made on premises and lursh! Edited December 3, 2010 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Wor lass is at work tonight so I might have to get another takeaway from there now you mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Have any of you read the Harry Potter books? I'm thinking of buying them all but though I love the films I'm wandering if the books will be too childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Read the first one and thought it was shit, if that helps Nah, it was ok, I read it on holiday years ago but haven't bothered with any of the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Have any of you read the Harry Potter books? I'm thinking of buying them all but though I love the films I'm wandering if the books will be too childish. Not if you read them with dippy eggs and soldiers Gemmill will tell you otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Not sure now, maybe with a huge bag of Haribos next to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Have a bucks party to go to tomorrow, which is why I'm home tonight (AEST). The man for the occasion is the biggest pervert in the world. A poker game is on the cards (pardon the pun), we each put in $100 and the winner takes all, group of 20 on four tables at a mate's home. 4 topless waitresses have been hired for 5 hours. Should be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41931 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Wor lass is at work tonight so I might have to get another takeaway from there now you mention it. Had curry last night, however, Joy King may be getting a call tonight. Fried Chicken in garlic and chilli salt seaweed with noodles. Sold! To the little fat bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44173 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Just download the audiobooks. The ones read by Stephen Fry. He does a good job, as you'd expect, and at your age you need to be using your eyes sparingly if you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Just download the audiobooks. The ones read by Stephen Fry. He does a good job, as you'd expect, and at your age you need to be using your eyes sparingly if you can. Actually for you thats quite a good idea Bianca And I like Stephen Fry, he is a legend! I will ignore that last comment Except to say I am like a fine wine, I get better with age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Wor lass is at work tonight so I might have to get another takeaway from there now you mention it. Had curry last night, however, Joy King may be getting a call tonight. Fried Chicken in garlic and chilli salt seaweed with noodles. Sold! To the little fat bloke Joy King is spot on like. Massive portions as well. Thai red curry is lush. I might see you there later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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