Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) It's a pity you couldn't have had those fish things in your ears a la 'hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'. Mr Patel: "sham dam diddley tak tak .......(Gemmill puts fish in ear)......Howay Indira, this honkeys taken the piss with his asking price, lad's got some neck on him, what with his cock of Chinese proportions and his obsession with us looking at his roomba as part of the house. I'll get wor Jamill to come round and offer fifteen grand under, then I'll phone the daft cunt up and offer him eight grand under. Up there for thinking, doon there for dancing, pet......(Gemmill takes fish out of ear in horror)......sham dam gura woola." Edited November 30, 2015 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17289 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Mr Patel: this honkeys taken the piss :lol: Am enjoying your apparrent 70s theme this afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 :lol: Am enjoying your apparrent 70s theme this afternoon Enjoying an unexpected day on the Pat and Mick. Feet up pissing around with spotify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17289 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Enjoying an unexpected day on the Pat and Mick. Feet up pissing around with spotify. Did your illness come out of a barrel/bottle yesterday by any chance?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Did your illness come out of a barrel/bottle yesterday by any chance?..No, although funnily enough I was out last night. There's strict hygiene rules at my place and I'm leaking bodily fluid out of one my orifices. As Rolf used to say, 'have you guessed what it is yet?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17289 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 No, although funnily enough I was out last night. There's strict hygiene rules at my place and I'm leaking bodily fluid out of one my orifices. As Rolf used to say, 'have you guessed what it is yet?' are you telling me Rolf has seen this orifice too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 An old wifie goes into the doctors complaining about some discharge she's having. Doctor says no bother, he puts on some rubber gloves and puts some fingers in her......(is Cath around?).......err, 'honeypot' .....and asks her how does it feel? The old dear says it feels wonderful but the discharge is in her ear. I've an ear infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Off work with an ear infection. In the words of Mr Patel, goodness gracious me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Off work with an ear infection. In the words of Mr Patel, goodness gracious me. Not my doing! Them's the rules, sackable offence if I turn up and am caught out. Honestly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 To celebrate the start of panto season: "Do we believe him, boys and girls??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 People's been sacked for turning up after they've threw up or had the shits. Much easier to phone up, tell them the score and then let them instruct you to stop off for X amount of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 HE'S BEHIND YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Off work with an ear infection. In the words of Mr Patel, sham dam gura woora.Babelfished your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Slightly bemused. Just won an award for a paper I got published. Never won anything like this before. Good for the CV though and the money will come in handy. Hats off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Aye, nice one Rents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Knight Ryder-" Whey man, ahm published in the paper aal the time, an ah've won awards forrit. " Nice one Rention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Slightly bemused. Just won an award for a paper I got published. Never won anything like this before. Good for the CV though and the money will come in handy. Congratulations Rents. You should link it so we can have a read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 What was the paper on? And kudos, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Congratulations Rents. You should link it so we can have a read You don't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 To celebrate the start of panto season: "Do we believe him, boys and girls??" You do know what he does for a living, don't you? You don't want him in there with any kind of infection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Honestly, some people are so rude. I had a few Indian couples round that both spoke perfectly good English, but would turn to one another and start talking in Indian while I was showing them round. You feel like you're making up the numbers in your own house. I felt like just throwing them out. That's horrendously rude! There's a unspoken respect between our Indian/Pakistani/Filipino staff at work in that if they are having a conversation in their own language and an English speaker walks in, they immediately continue in English. They'll even do it if they're on their own having a phone conversation in the coffee room and I walk in. In their view it's just good manners and respectful. I'd have kicked the fuckers out of the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You do know what he does for a living, don't you? You don't want him in there with any kind of infection! Blob tester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I take it no one plans to ever purchase a property abroad then? How many brits do you reckon are knocking about the Costa del sol conversing in fluent Spanish whilst dropping the pension pot on a 2 bed?? At work I can just about understand but am glad I'm not held to that standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I take it no one plans to ever purchase a property abroad then? How many brits do you reckon are knocking about the Costa del sol conversing in fluent Spanish whilst dropping the pension pot on a 2 bed?? At work I can just about understand but am glad I'm not held to that standard. Well there was a rather quaint little château down Avignon I had my eye on but you've put me right off, now. I'd be scared to even have a single thought in English let alone a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 What was the paper on? And kudos, well done. Cheers everyone. The reason I'm bemused is because this is possibly the dullest paper I have ever written in a very niche area of research. To win paper of the year is peculiar, particularly as it had previously been rejected from another journal. However, it did report some novel methodology on the interrogation of routine medical data and has already been cited several times, so obviously is of some interest to someone. From a personal point of view, it involved me reading several thousand anonymised medical records, was quite soul destroying iirc. Can't give you a link CT as I like to preserve my anonymity. Doubt you'd get past the first paragraph though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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