Happy Face 29 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I put the car in reverse when I pulled away after my emergency stop. Needles to say I failed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15557 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 That's the thing, I just can't remember failing. Must be all those positive affirmations I do in the mirror every morning. Maybe you passed too much the first time. They couldn't record a score of better than perfect so you had to go back and try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I put the car in reverse when I pulled away after my emergency stop. Needles to say I failed that one. Smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Maybe you passed too much the first time. They couldn't record a score of better than perfect so you had to go back and try again. That actually makes a lot of sense. The test bloke probably couldn't get his head around the changes that I'd just made to the driving game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 "When Queen found themselves recording at a studio adjacent to the Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious reportedly asked Mercury, "So you're this Freddie Platinum bloke that's supposed to be bringing ballet to the masses?" Mercury replied, "Ah, Mr. Ferocious. We're doing our best, dear." Mr Ferocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3902 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Been invited for a job interview at Strathclyde University in Glasgow. it's next bloody Thursday. Nothing like giving you a bit of time to organise getting the time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35113 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 "When Queen found themselves recording at a studio adjacent to the Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious reportedly asked Mercury, "So you're this Freddie Platinum bloke that's supposed to be bringing ballet to the masses?" Mercury replied, "Ah, Mr. Ferocious. We're doing our best, dear." Mr Ferocious. Quality riposte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 My girlfriend at the time knocked someone off a bike on her first test. A friend also drove into the fence around the test centre when leaving the car park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Unleaded 99p at Asda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 "When Queen found themselves recording at a studio adjacent to the Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious reportedly asked Mercury, "So you're this Freddie Platinum bloke that's supposed to be bringing ballet to the masses?" Mercury replied, "Ah, Mr. Ferocious. We're doing our best, dear." Mr Ferocious. Where did you see that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3uexqx/til_during_a_queen_concert_in_the_70s_a_heckler_shouted_you_fucking_poof_gay_slur_to_freddie_mercury_during_the_middle_of_their_set_freddie_responded_by_ordering_the_crew_to_turn_the_spotlight_on_the_man_asking_him_to_say_it_again_darling_the_heckler_cowered_in_shame/cxec3wm There's a rolling stone article in the main post, which the quote has been taken from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3uexqx/til_during_a_queen_concert_in_the_70s_a_heckler_shouted_you_fucking_poof_gay_slur_to_freddie_mercury_during_the_middle_of_their_set_freddie_responded_by_ordering_the_crew_to_turn_the_spotlight_on_the_man_asking_him_to_say_it_again_darling_the_heckler_cowered_in_shame/cxec3wm There's a rolling stone article in the main post, which the quote has been taken from. Ta, That article's a good read as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I was ok on my first one - i was just impressed I could make the thing go I went the wrong way round a roundabout on my bike course when I was 16 and they still passed me! Not my first lesson, my first TEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Oh fucking hell I think the cars have to be dual controlled now btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hey arseholes..... It's the weekend and I'm leaving work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33272 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hey arseholes..... It's the weekend and I'm leaving work. Knock yourself out, G-man! Have TWO cheeky little cups of horlicks instead of your usual one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I will be getting rectangled and watching some terrible TV. Looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33272 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 My back has been going daft for the last three days, downloading some fucking super chilled new music, (new for me), and going to enjoy with a bottle of wine, (no bailey's on ice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I'm already on the baileys and hoping for a peaceful night in the conservatory watching my shit, leaving her to watch her worse shit elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I'm already on the baileys and hoping for a peaceful night in the conservatory watching my shit, leaving her to watch her worse shit elsewhere. Scat love parties come to Boldon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 What's on the cards tonight, CT? Heartbeat probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42468 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 There's a lovely mental image for Friday teatime " Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeee, Fun and Serrrnshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missi.......nnnnnnnnngggggghhhh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33272 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 There's a lovely mental image for Friday teatime " Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeee, Fun and Serrrnshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missi.......nnnnnnnnngggggghhhh" 'serrrrrnshine' :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4389 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hey arseholes..... It's the weekend and I'm leaving work.Fucked off at 12 for Xmas curry/drinks. Now on way home drunk as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Fucked off at 12 for Xmas curry/drinks. Now on way home drunk as fuck. Eh? It's not even December ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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