Gemmill 44990 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Just been for a full health MOT. Lowest cholesterol the bloke has ever seen - world record holder right here. Send me your diet questions via PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Pleased for you chunk. They reckon the chemo is a bastard in the cold, so I hope the snow/frost holds off round your way for the week. I was nee Jocky Wilson when I seen you! I'm no Aaron Lennon you know, my height sorts it out. I'll be fine with the gym and in slow motion me running won't seem like a moment from the credits of Baywatch. Nee tits nee good for a woman, certainly not the case with a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20217 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Nice one Stevie, smashed like Shearer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I approve of this response mind. Start as heavy as you can so your percentage weight loss is even more impressive. That's hardcore Biggest Loser tactics right there. https://twitter.com/leazeslad/status/653944909251117056 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The bloke has the temerity to grief me for living in County Durham and he spends half his life in Sunderland eating at bampy all you can eat buffets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 https://vine.co/v/eFMPXDwuZO7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 https://vine.co/v/ejY2WQuQlXu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 People have just had their breakfasts man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 People have just had their breakfasts man. Leftover ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 @Meenz Good stuff for getting through your chemo Stevie. Great stuff mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 @Meenz Good stuff for getting through your chemo Stevie. Great stuff mate. Thank you mate. This coming Monday to Friday is my last week on them after 12 month of shite fucking my mind up. Feel like a wee dram ae Glenmorangie to celebrate. I'll have nowt to whinge about anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Thank you mate. This coming Monday to Friday is my last week on them after 12 month of shite fucking my mind up. Feel like a wee dram ae Glenmorangie to celebrate. I'll have nowt to whinge about anymore. Ohhhh I'm sure you'll find something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15558 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 http://www.philome.la/teletextpage152/johnny-fictional-and-the-magical-pig-fuck/play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44990 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 There's now a bar in Ponteland called You Only Live Once. When historians try to pinpoint the moment that the decline of the human race became inevitable, they'll look to the naming of that bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 "You Only Live Once.... so what the fuck are you doing here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 One in the town called "Pleased to Meet You" as well. Funnily enough, the staff are miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 One in the town called "Pleased to Meet You" as well. Funnily enough, the staff are miserable. Is it awful that I preferred it when it was The Lane? £1.50 double vodka, interesting local specimens and a toilet that wasn't even plumbed in which "ladies" still used. Great days drinking there after work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Is it awful that I preferred it when it was The Lane? £1.50 double vodka, interesting local specimens and a toilet that wasn't even plumbed in which "ladies" still used. Great days drinking there after work. Not sure they bothered to finish the men's toilets since there's just a bike frame on one of the walls. Places like that always remind me of Phoenix Nights when they're decorating the club. "What's the theme, old shite?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Ever wondered why Chinese food was so moreish? http://qz.com/271411/to-keep-customers-coming-back-chinese-restaurants-are-lacing-noodles-with-opiates/ Edited October 17, 2015 by ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Dog is 11 weeks old now, alternating between really well behaved, asleep or a fucking nightmare. http://i.imgur.com/hULHYlm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44990 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 if the lighting on that was a bit different it would look like a dog domestic abuse poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Haha fuck off man, it's a cover girl pose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ever wondered why Chinese food was so moreish? http://qz.com/271411/to-keep-customers-coming-back-chinese-restaurants-are-lacing-noodles-with-opiates/ Coke did actually used to have cocaine in it. /noonebelievesthat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Coke did actually used to have cocaine in it. /noonebelievesthat Coke was originally sold as a tonic I believe. Imagine the disappointment when they replaced the cocaine with caffeine and sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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