Gemmill 44498 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 @@toonotl Would you like to explain this please? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/jul/16/australia-kazakhstan-davis-cup-draw-made-by-crocodile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Flogging a dead horse tbh OK I'll stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I fed my pony some broccoli soup- he got the trots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 @@toonotl Would you like to explain this please? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/jul/16/australia-kazakhstan-davis-cup-draw-made-by-crocodile a croc of shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Right, this ends now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 @@toonotl Would you like to explain this please? http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/jul/16/australia-kazakhstan-davis-cup-draw-made-by-crocodile Well Gemmers, in Straya on Thursdee no cunt had any coin to have a razz at two up with, but thank fuck me china plate, Burt the croc, was fanging for a feed before smoko so he sorted out them foreign cunts for the Tenno. What's not to get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Well Gemmers, in Straya on Thursdee no cunt had any coin to have a razz at two up with, but thank fuck me china plate, Burt the croc, was fanging for a feed before smoko so he sorted out them foreign cunts for the Tenno. What's not to get? Bit disappointed I didn't get Gemmo tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm not a bogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I fed my pony some broccoli soup- he got the trots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 He's got some neck. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-gaffe-duke-edinburgh-6078759 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Someone should put the old cunt in his place one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Remember when The Queen Mother died with massive debts? The Queen (i.e. the taxpayer) paid it off. It was all down to her lavish lifestyle. Amongst other things she had this castle / stately home that was fully staffed the year round despite being used for her shit parties for cuntish lickspittles about twice a year. That alone cost millions. This was all spun in the press as being a jolly funny way for an old lady to behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 https://m.soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-thursday 24 minutes in, me rabbiting for five minutes about me cancer progress. Nowt special like, but just telling Alan what's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Just watched that Finley Quaye video. Spinal Tap would have cut that scene for being too broad. "I've got alcoholism" "We'd love to see you for a party in the bar" [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 https://m.soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-thursday 24 minutes in, me rabbiting for five minutes about me cancer progress. Nowt special like, but just telling Alan what's what. You sound really positive Stevie, and it's good to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Christ is Nightowls still going! Alan Robson must be in his 70s now or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Just checked and he's 60. His Wikipedia page also says that "He claims that in 2000 he received a Masters in Exorcism and Spiritualism at Birkbeck, University of London." There's a lot that's funny in that sentence, but the best bit is "he claims". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The Lives and Loves of a Night Owl https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1852274093/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-9lQvbPYJB5XN 1 review. 5 stars. Signs off with "The best autobiography I have ever read." I think we know who wrote that review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Aye, Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sorry but... Also on his Wikipedia page: It was confirmed in March 2015 that Robson has been selected to the second phase of the Mars One mission. His deployment will not interfere with his Night Owls schedule and he will continue to broadcast from the planet, a move which Robson described as "history making". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Aye, Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 https://m.soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-thursday 24 minutes in, me rabbiting for five minutes about me cancer progress. Nowt special like, but just telling Alan what's what. fair play Stevie, sounds like it's all going as well as it could be. good on you for staying upbeat and still posting on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Pyoo-a class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Do Night Owls still spend half the night talking to mentals who reckon they've seen a ghost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The Lives and Loves of a Night Owl https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1852274093/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-9lQvbPYJB5XN 1 review. 5 stars. Signs off with "The best autobiography I have ever read." I think we know who wrote that review. Not everyone is a fan As a Newcastle lad brought up in the East End, and a lot older than the Author I found the book selective when it comes to the loves of a night owl and he has had plenty, that is apart from the childhood sweethearts mentioned in the book. Now when it comes to wives' the score up to date is four and all yet all have vanished without a trace; It takes the Author 5 chapters to reach the age of 19, up until then, the content are pure imagination, flowered up with innuendos, I m afraid we need less of his imagination and more facts . The book is 90% make-believe . and it is obvious that it is written from his imagination , the more he tells it the bigger his the imagination becomes. In all the purchase of this book was a total waste of time and money. It is Pure Trash and best left alone Terry Harding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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