PaddockLad 17291 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 So she's fond of ornate parrots*- you wouldn't knock her back for it, would you? * One of my favouirite schoolboy jokes...Woman goes to doctor, says "Doctor, theres something wrong with my aviaries!!" Doc says "aviaries?..dont you mean ovaries??"..."no, its definetly my aviaries" she replies....doc says "ok, pop you clothes off, lie on the couch and we'll take a look for you..." So the woman assumes the position and the doc bends down to take a look...."Goodness me, it is your aviaries" he exclaims..."theres been a cockatoo up there..." "I'm here all week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Dear me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 South Wales 'Ride me' bus advert sparks online backlash http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534 Should've used a sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15566 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just thought I'd say hello from the Eurovision press centre. We have free crisps and cake. This could end in excellence or serious injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10877 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just thought I'd say hello from the Eurovision press centre. We have free crisps and cake. This could end in excellence or serious injury. The fuck kind of cake are they serving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Free. Type is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15566 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Free. Type is irrelevant. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21970 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 chinese tourists like to shit in the grounds of the louvre apparently http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/are-chinese-tourists-the-worst-tourists-in-the-world?utm_source=vicetwitteruk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5229 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) Ahh China.... I think the key part of that article, that I would certainly agree with, is that the Chinese don't know 'how' to holiday. It's like people who play video games in order to unlock the achievements. A box ticking exercise to allow them to say that they've done a specific thing, without actually understanding what the appeal was. On Skye earlier this year I went to look at a waterfall which was noted down as a tourist viewpoint, and a coachload of Chinese tourists pulled up, ran outside, screamed at it (hopefully in happiness), took a photo, and ran back onto the bus all in less than 3 minutes. I don't think that's a problem really, certainly not on par with defecating at La Louvre but it does make me feel kind of sorry for them that they just don't 'get' what they're doing on holiday. Edited May 12, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 On Skye earlier this year I went to look at a waterfall which was noted down as a tourist viewpoint, and a coachload of Chinese tourists pulled up, ran outside, screamed at it (hopefully in happiness), took a photo, and ran back onto the bus all in less than 3 minutes. Sounds like a Spike Milligan sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45017 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 They were probably all bursting for a shit and hoping for a museum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 One for the parents amongst us... http://www.dose.com/lists/20164/19-Times-Parents-Perfectly-Described-Parenting-In-A-Single-Tweet?llid=OmgX&utm_source=sz-social&utm_medium=9kaK&utm_campaign=OmgX&luid=3d203f4c-e259-43a8-8e05-14acd4bc42d9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 How the hell do they find time to Tweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 How the hell do they find time to Tweet? You've never locked them in a cupboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42485 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "Let's play hide and seek, kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21970 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 bants http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/going-to-westfield-with-the-archbishop-of-banterbury?utm_term=.ufpxvxN0Q&fb_ref=mobile_share#.aqngL3KqL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10877 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Fuck Nandos. It's shit boiled chicken that's passed under a grill, covered in hot sauce so you can't taste that it's shit chicken and served to gurning cunts who think it's the Lad Bible is legendary and Jeremy Clarkson is the Archbisop of Banterbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ahh China.... I think the key part of that article, that I would certainly agree with, is that the Chinese don't know 'how' to holiday. It's like people who play video games in order to unlock the achievements. A box ticking exercise to allow them to say that they've done a specific thing, without actually understanding what the appeal was. On Skye earlier this year I went to look at a waterfall which was noted down as a tourist viewpoint, and a coachload of Chinese tourists pulled up, ran outside, screamed at it (hopefully in happiness), took a photo, and ran back onto the bus all in less than 3 minutes. I don't think that's a problem really, certainly not on par with defecating at La Louvre but it does make me feel kind of sorry for them that they just don't 'get' what they're doing on holiday. The Japanese have been doing it for years. The coach tour thing where you all get off at one place for about 20 minutes that is. No idea if they shit outdoors too. As you allude to, it seems particularly daft when it's the sort of place where there's scenery and tranquility to take in. Just doing the been there, done that thing, as you say. Completely pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10877 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 A mate (and I think someone on here witnessed something similar) was at the site of the Twin Towers and saw, posing in front of what is essentially a mass grave, families of Americans wearing "I heart NY" t-shirts, all grinning into the camera. Reckon the Chinese still have some way to go before they out-arsehole the Yanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21970 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Fuck Nandos. It's shit boiled chicken that's passed under a grill, covered in hot sauce so you can't taste that it's shit chicken and served to gurning cunts who think it's the Lad Bible is legendary and Jeremy Clarkson is the Archbisop of Banterbury. bantersauraus rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10877 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 bantersauraus rex Banti Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35122 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Pato Banton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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