Meenzer 15729 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just translated a letter from Porsche to Jerry Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46058 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just translated a letter from Porsche to Jerry Seinfeld. Telling him that he's an unfunny cock? If not, stick that in there from me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 90 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just translated a letter from Porsche to Jerry Seinfeld. cool what did his car have to say? some ideas for gags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15729 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Unfortunately it was merely the company and not the car itself. He wants some Porsche prototype for his collection. They want to lick his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Playing Fly Or Die. Losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 In town today there was a brass band playing xmas songs, and I gave a tramp some money and he wished me a merry xmas. It was all so Christmassy! 3 and a bit days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15729 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I could use a bit of that. Still not feeling the Christmas love at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 In town today there was a brass band playing xmas songs, and I gave a tramp some money and he wished me a merry xmas. It was all so Christmassy! 3 and a bit days... The tramp bought some alcohol and died because of you. Merry xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 In town today there was a brass band playing xmas songs, and I gave a tramp some money and he wished me a merry xmas. It was all so Christmassy! 3 and a bit days... The tramp bought some alcohol and died because of you. Merry xmas Naw he's there all year round. Plays a tin whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 In town today there was a brass band playing xmas songs, and I gave a tramp some money and he wished me a merry xmas. It was all so Christmassy! 3 and a bit days... The tramp bought some alcohol and died because of you. Merry xmas Naw he's there all year round. Plays a tin whistle. Did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15729 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Jarvis Cocker on the year that was. http://www.timeout.com/london/music/features/2385.html Not a bad read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31215 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46058 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31215 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye, but in your defence.... women are fucking nuts. Despite inebriation, women should still ... mitigate a drastic lack of sense, nouse(sp?) and/or aptitude for rational thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye but on the plus side, if you didnt feel comfortable with the lass, ya would never have thrown the thing and said it was shit, you would have accpeted it and siad it was lush etc. bt like the commfortableness with ya mate if they got ya somtit sit you woudl be able to say so and thats that you dont like it and they couldnt give a damb anyways, so the fact that you have that level of comfortability (is that even a wrord) is canny cool. If Id got someone a prezzy who hated it id rather they told me it was shit, else id probs go on buying em the same shit they hated anyways, so better ya tell her now to buy you gift vouchers instead, least then you dont have a life time of naff prezzys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye but on the plus side, if you didnt feel comfortable with the lass, ya would never have thrown the thing and said it was shit, you would have accpeted it and siad it was lush etc. bt like the commfortableness with ya mate if they got ya somtit sit you woudl be able to say so and thats that you dont like it and they couldnt give a damb anyways, so the fact that you have that level of comfortability (is that even a wrord) is canny cool. If Id got someone a prezzy who hated it id rather they told me it was shit, else id probs go on buying em the same shit they hated anyways, so better ya tell her now to buy you gift vouchers instead, least then you dont have a life time of naff prezzys had a few last night tl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Seeing this thread reminds me of Lou. Anyone know what has happened to her? She and Steve are the only two toontastic-ers I've met, is it a coincidence they've both disappeared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Seeing this thread reminds me of Lou. Anyone know what has happened to her? She and Steve are the only two toontastic-ers I've met, is it a coincidence they've both disappeared? Steve's still around. Lou vanished after the Fish bedded her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Don't blame her then. The poor girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I did no such thing. she's an honourable girl and I wouldn't do anything to change that. plus the fact she's single and therefore not my type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Off to Plymouth for Xmas with the family. Which means arguments in rural accents. Ta-ra all, and merry xmas. Hope Santa fills your stockings nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I did no such thing. she's an honourable girl and I wouldn't do anything to change that. plus the fact she's single and therefore not my type Rumours and innuendo abound! You're right, she is an honourable girl, a great lass really. Somewhat weird, but entertaining nonetheless. So where is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Dunno atm really, last i heard from her was a few weeks ago. Shes still at uni in newcastle. Seems to be going all over the country at weekends for random events, so nothings changed really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye but on the plus side, if you didnt feel comfortable with the lass, ya would never have thrown the thing and said it was shit, you would have accpeted it and siad it was lush etc. bt like the commfortableness with ya mate if they got ya somtit sit you woudl be able to say so and thats that you dont like it and they couldnt give a damb anyways, so the fact that you have that level of comfortability (is that even a wrord) is canny cool. If Id got someone a prezzy who hated it id rather they told me it was shit, else id probs go on buying em the same shit they hated anyways, so better ya tell her now to buy you gift vouchers instead, least then you dont have a life time of naff prezzys Of course, the alternate viewpoint is that when it gets to the stage when you're telling the other person that what they got you was shite, then you're just so bitter and resentful that you don't really care any more, and they don't know you well enough to even buy you something worthwhile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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