Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 It would appear the question of " What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?" Is about to be answered. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-28659910 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 WTF good is a fighter jet if there's a bomb on a plane anyway? 'don't you dare set off that bomb or we'll blow you out of the sky!'. Pretty sure it's there in case whomever the threat on board wants to use the plane as a weapon. Better to destroy the plane than let it destroy a tower block. Pragmatic isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20117 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Anyone here work in HR? We, like most companies have appraisals every year. The lad who does mine is fucking useless. I sent my appraisal stuff to him (standard stuff on goals etc) last August and still not had my appraisal. He is fucking useless at organising stuff and prioritising stuff. I have this morning, requested he isnt involved in it and I want someone else to do it. Fucked off about it as he spends hours on the phone to his stupid bint about bollocks, or doing things which arent a priority. It would only take an hour FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33145 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Anyone here work in HR? We, like most companies have appraisals every year. The lad who does mine is fucking useless. I sent my appraisal stuff to him (standard stuff on goals etc) last August and still not had my appraisal. He is fucking useless at organising stuff and prioritising stuff. I have this morning, requested he isnt involved in it and I want someone else to do it. Fucked off about it as he spends hours on the phone to his stupid bint about bollocks, or doing things which arent a priority. It would only take an hour FFS! Why do you want an appraisal? Why are YOU sending stuff to HIM? Let him get on with it, if he doesn't, buck stops with him, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 My company's entire appraisal process is my boss drunkenly drawling "still not bored of translating yet?" at me during the latter stages of the office Christmas party every year. Doesn't leave much room for salary discussions as he wouldn't remember any of it the next day anyway, but at least there's less paperwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20117 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Why do you want an appraisal? Why are YOU sending stuff to HIM? Let him get on with it, if he doesn't, buck stops with him, not you. Set my goals, see how I am doing in my role, improve myself, and when it comes to salary etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33145 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Set my goals, see how I am doing in my role, improve myself, and when it comes to salary etc. Are you not doing your job? If you want to improve do you not put in for a promotion or transfer? Do you you have separate individual pay rises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20117 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Are you not doing your job? If you want to improve do you not put in for a promotion or transfer? Do you you have separate individual pay rises? I am doing my job and yes I push for that. But its also good to have a chat about things and see how I am doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30569 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Is it not a formalised thing? i.e. he has to have all his team's appraisals done by a certain date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33145 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I recently had an appraisal, the first one I've had in years with a shift manager from an opposite shift. To say it was a joke would be an understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20117 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Is it not a formalised thing? i.e. he has to have all his team's appraisals done by a certain date? Aye What is pissing me off more is, I am one of only two in the office (both in his team) who hasnt had their appraisals done. In the past I have not been too arsed about appraisals, especially when its a load of form filling, for form filling sakes. But because he spends so much time either on the phone to his slack arsed wife, or doing other little pissy jobs its really grating on me. He is a cath word end of really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Reasonable enough bloke, until the last sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20117 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Famous last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 http://soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-wednesday Me on the wireless last neet whinging about my condition to Alan Robson. I'm the first one on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 http://soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-wednesday Me on the wireless last neet whinging about my condition to Alan Robson. I'm the first one on Alan Robson sounds fucking mortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Stevie "Me long-term memory will be fine, its me short-term memory that's going to be a problem" Alan "Aye, you've already said that mate...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Meanwhile, the president of Azerbaijan is taking the phrase "Twitter war" rather literally: https://twitter.com/presidentaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 i ate at Alain Ducass at the DOrchester for the wife's birthday last year and felt the same. I've eaten in plenty of one star joints in London that were a lot better Howay man, an average restaurant experience is no reason for you to declare war on Armenia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 whoopsy. two tabs open at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Meanwhile, the president of Azerbaijan is taking the phrase "Twitter war" rather literally: https://twitter.com/presidentaz When you need to make 56 tweets in a row to get your message across you perhaps need to accept that twitter might not be the best medium for that message Someone tell leazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 When you need to make 56 tweets in a row to get your message across you perhaps need to accept that twitter might not be the best medium for that message Someone tell leazes God, won't somebody tell Leazes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Good thing he patched in @nufcne5 too, how else would @nufcne5 know what was going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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