The Fish 10857 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Cthulhu innit. Even the Elder Gods get peckish. CT taken up swimming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 No, we were just at a do in the hall itself but there were lots of nice little places around and about. I got married there, nice place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 CT taken up swimming? That would explain the rising sea levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33229 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Would also explain that 9 foot shark being eaten by something big and hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 If ever a name was ripe for mispronunciation..... South African MPs have complained the meals served in the restaurant at Parliament are too fattening, it seems. In fact, they say the meals on offer are so unhealthy they're causing obesity among parliamentary ranks, the Times Live website reports. Members are apparently "nice and slim" when they are elected to office, but "they all go out obese", says Sheila Sithole, an MP for the ruling African National Congress (ANC). http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27764071 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 It's Fist Jnr's 4th birthday today, got him what he'd been asking for, an Optimus Prime Transformer that's all singing, all dancing, 1000megatons etc etc. After playing with it in its robot form , he asked me if I'd turn it into the truck. " Aye, no bother son, pass it here" Looked at it, Tried moving a few bits Read the instructions which followed this principle, 20 minutes later, the fucking thing is still a robot. He's getting an Action Man next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33229 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Fours years old? Get him something in a big cardboad box, make it into a den and watch a happy contented child play for ages. Chuck toy out 12 months later when it's beyond any reasonable doubt he never, ever, ever plays with it. Ever. Keep the box though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 He also got an Adam West style Batman suit. I'm tempted to take him for a run after closing time tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 He's also quite fond of Wor Optimus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 We've got that Optimus. It now lives at daddy's house. Give me Lego over Transformers any day! And happy birthday Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Imagine you were explaining to CT how to transform it, Cath. Away you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Imagine you were explaining to CT how to transform it, Cath. Away you go How to Transform Optimus Prime: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 It was our eldest's 4th on Monday Fister, sounds like we both got lucky on the same night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 It was our eldest's 4th on Monday Fister, sounds like we both got lucky on the same night. Someone needs to revisit posts 4 years ago and see what was afoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4755 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Someone needs to revisit posts 4 years ago and see what was afoot! probably a few births Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 probably a few births Fair cop 4years 9 months!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 He's also quite fond of Wor Optimus That, sir, is a dapper hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 It was our eldest's 4th on Monday Fister, sounds like we both got lucky on the same night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 That, sir, is a dapper hat.He wanted to grow a beard, fucking hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 He wanted to grow a beard, fucking hipster. Beards are fucking quality. Pirlo, Vikings and me are proof of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Beards are fucking quality. Pirlo, Vikings and me are proof of that. Stevie won't know where to start with that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Stevie won't know where to start with that statement. Doesn't matter, won't be able to read/hear it through my awesome beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Doesn't matter, won't be able to read/hear it through my awesome beard. Oo, when did you get yourself one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Oo, when did you get yourself one of those? Oh, whaddya know, Words can hurt. Even through this beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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