Dr Gloom 22147 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 followed by a sharing platter for four (for one) for dinner tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 (but he's not even a gluton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Guess who Blobby's neighbours are getting blasted with tonight ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Helped the Missus put the shopping away and seen this in amongst the stuff........ ......She'll be be getting served her divorce papers first thing in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Helped the Missus put the shopping away and seen this in amongst the stuff........ ......She'll be be getting served her divorce papers first thing in the morning. *CT diverts immediately to Asda* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Helped the Missus put the shopping away and seen this in amongst the stuff........ ......She'll be be getting served her divorce papers first thing in the morning. With a cherry tomato on top, naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 So, driving into town this morning, I notice the doors on a BT van in front of me are open. Next red light I hop out and run up to the open driver window and say, " your back doors are hanging open, want me to see to them?"...... ..... Only to hear the jaw of the female driver hit the floor. I almost managed it without laughing, too. I am such a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Just had one of these nibbling my fat balls. Bullfinch. Never seen one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "One for the birdies...... And one for me! ..... One for the birdies...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I'm calling the RSPB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Anyone got any good recipes for bullfinch pizza?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Anyone got any good recipes for bullfinch pizza?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Anyone got any good recipes for bullfinch pizza?" Yeah! anything goes, so long as you put a cherry tomato on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Sitting in the bait room at work today I casually turned to one of the lads and asked him if he'd heard the one about the Nazi interrogation officer? He'd barely got the 'No' answer out when I slapped his face shouting 'LIAR!' in a loud German accent. (It was a gentle slap, promise). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Did you call him an Englander Pigdog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/godzilla-9-foot-great-white-shark-3658246? We're going to need a bigger boat. This huge predator was definitely eaten, but scientists don't know what ferocious beast could have defeated a great white! Godzilla? The Kraken? What could possibly have eaten a great white shark? A nine-foot-long great white shark was eaten by a huge mystery sea monster, according to scientists in Australia. As the saying goes, there's always a bigger fish - but scientists never expected an apex predator like a great white to have any serious enemies. Researchers tagged the shark so they could track it as part of a study, but it washed up on a nearby beach two months later. When they checked the information stored on the recovered tracking device, it showed the shark had suddenly plunged 1,900 feet deep into the ocean. Shortly after, the tag registered a rapid temperature rise - to about the conditions you'd find inside a digestive system. The tag stayed at that depth, and at that temperature for many days, occasionally moving nearer the surface only to descend again, before washing up on the shore. The only theory scientists have come up with so far - beyond it being Godzilla or the Kraken - is that the shark was eaten by an evan bigger, 'colossal, cannibal great white shark.' They estimate the kind of shark that could defeat a nine-footer would have to be 16-feet-long and weigh more than two tonnes. Edited June 8, 2014 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Cthulhu innit. Even the Elder Gods get peckish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Why would a 16 foot shark be needed to beat a 9 foot one. Surely a 10 foot one could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Had afternoon tea at Beamish Hall today. I've never been there before and it was really rather gorgeous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Did you go into the micro pub/brewery next door to it? We were at a team away day [/corporate bollocks] at the Beamish Wild part of it a couple of weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 No, we were just at a do in the hall itself but there were lots of nice little places around and about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did you go into the micro pub/brewery next door to it? I'm at Beamish Hall for a wedding in a couple of month and this changes everything. If you want me, i'll be in there, rocking off my tits on powerful real ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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