Christmas Tree 4821 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 @Christmas Tree What's your handicap? Caring personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Mackem, Ginger and a Tory. Three tough ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Half 6 on a half term morning and we're watching Finding Nemo. It's going to be a long day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I'm off till Monday & I don't know what to do with myself. I'd settle for finding Nemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I'm back in work after a week and a bit off and I'd settle for Finding Nemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I'm hungover. Would still watch Finding Nemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I'm recreating bugs on CCTV encoders and have out Finding Nemo on my ipad in front of the camera to stress test the frame rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I quite fancy sushi for lunch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Just had Sushi for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 In Sainsbury at the checkout and there's this old butch looking woman with short black hair gelled in a quiff with bits of grey in it on the till. The old Lezza asks if I need any carrier bags? "Yes please." I reply. "Do you need a hand with your packing?" she asks, "No, love, you're alright." I answer. She hands me my receipt and I say something like "Cheers, love." before just catching her name tag on her shirt. It said 'Malcolm'. Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 In Sainsbury at the checkout and there's this old butch looking woman with short black hair gelled in a quiff with bits of grey in it on the till. The old Lezza asks if I need any carrier bags? "Yes please." I reply. "Do you need a hand with your packing?" she asks, "No, love, you're alright." I answer. She hands me my receipt and I say something like "Cheers, love." before just catching her name tag on her shirt. It said 'Malcolm'. Oops! Class . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 He'll just think you're an old fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 He'll just think you're an old fruit. 'He'll' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Throwing out faulty equipment at work got me two cameras to put up outside the house as dummies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 CT, is this your new hot tub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Lets be honest, that looks quite enjoyable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 The water was only ankle-height before you got in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Talk about separated at birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 One plate of beings later and it was a jacuzzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I might have a bit of a dilemma in the next few days. I've been getting a bit worried about not having a job after finding out how much my previous employer have fucked me over regarding redundancy. Bottom line is I need to have a job by September the 20th or I'll be struggling. Anyway I had a phone interview for a contract role on Tuesday and have a follow-up face to face this afternoon which will be the final yes or no with a view to probably starting next week which is great but its only a three (possibly six) months contract. Financially at the end of 3 months I'd be fine for another 8 months without work which would increase to a year with a six months one. It's also via a consultancy which is how I previously worked as a contractor which should mean "guaranteed" constant work in the future. The dilemma comes from having just had a first phone interview for a permanent role with Barclays and they want to interview me again on Monday (I tried for tomorrow with no luck). This is an excellent job and even though banks are evil as we all know, working for them is a massive plus for my CV. Obviously an interview isn't a job offer so if I do get an offer on the contract I'd be very tempted to take it to calm my fears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Accept the offer, then stiff them if the Barclays role works out. And try not to feel a second of guilt about it cos they're almost certainly a bunch of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What Gemmill said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What Gemmill said X2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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