Sonatine 11361 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 He stole most of those off twither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 https://twitter.com/LukeA1993/status/458936860581310464 Poor Leazes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Is it just trampy people that still go to sun bed shops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Get yourself booked in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Is it just trampy people that still go to sun bed shops? Tramps and people that love skin cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 CT on a sunbed, aka a hog roast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The longer you're in there for, the less trampy it is. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 do they even let gingers into such an establishment? bit like microwaves and pacemakers no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Does CT balance a cherry tomato on his gunt whilst he's cooking away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 "Couldn't find a tanning shop, so bought some creosote instead. I must say, Sunderland Burns Unit is very nice " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Hospital food would be like haute cuisine for CT, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 " I'm not eating this muck,Nurse, it's not been microwaved" " That's a suppository, you ginger oaf" " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Was supposed to have a job interview after work today but it was postponed until tomorrow - pain in the arse having to wear a suit and have a shave two days in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The tannings not for me. I was just parked up outside a very busy one and couldn't believe all these people still did this. Off here I would have Trophyshy down as a big tanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Come on then Pierot, let's hear it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Come on then Pierot, let's hear it... I'm sure I'm remember you having a David Dickinson look about you when you posted that selfie on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Is this your attempt to get another photo of me for your sun visor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Not at all It was either David Dickinson or Jeremy Kyle, but I'm sure it had that orange glow. Standing in a doorway, flash suit and pointy shoes??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 That glow was the light reflecting off your duck a l'orange pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Jeremy Kyle it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Tangoed and Stokoed at once, poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Stogoed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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