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The tunes will have him spinning in his grave,

Bob Dylan will be turning in his grave.

That scans with "blowing in the wind."

 

Just sayin'

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:spit:

 

Just found out a guy at work has gone on the sick because he's bleeding out of his arse... The reason I'm :spit: ing is because it turns out he bought a "Colon Cleanse" from a company advertising through Groupon.

 

Who the fuck gets an invasive procedure through a discount email company?!

 

Just got an image of him turning up at a lock-up in the railway arches "Ah, Hello Mr Farragher*, nice to meet you, don't mind the cameras and lighting equipment, that's for security, this is Herman, he'll be conducting the procedure (naked)...."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Names have been changed to protect the fucking stupid

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I bet there are some people on here who've been for a bit of Shit-Sluicing.

 

Which side of the stand/sit debate they'd mostly be from I couldn't say though.

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10 pints of Guinness - sorted, and the Hoop retains it's one-way valve status. ;)

 

10 pints and I'd have a Guinness baby!

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10 pints and you wouldn't care.

10 pints and I'd be assertively telling people to shut up & listen to me, for no good reason.

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Confessions of an ex Chubby Chaser.

I've never taken a ride on a Thunder Dome. I like my women like I like my storks; slim, leggy and nervous.

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-The password or username you entered is incorrect-
"It's fucking not like"
The conversation I have with my computer 20 times a day

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-The password or username you entered is incorrect-

"It's fucking not like"

The conversation I have with my computer 20 times a day

 

I have similar conversations with our photocopiers at work on a regular basis.

"THERE ARE NO FUCKING ORIGINALS LEFT ON THE GLASS!"

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