Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 "Please, for the love of God, you have everything to live for and NJS needs to get to work, don't do it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 As an aside, that's how I'd kill someone. Rush hour, in amongst the throng, Fake a sneeze, push them onto the tracks just in front of a train. Sorted. Easier on the tube but CCTV might be an issue - maybe if you moved from doing radios to monotoring video for the Met you could sell your services for the old "looped nowt happening" trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 "Please, for the love of God, you have everything to live for and NJS needs to get to work, don't do it!" Being honest the only reason it bothered me today is its bonus notification day - now I sound like an even bigger cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I like how you're posting rather frequently on the forum today given you were late in and it's bonus day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Easier on the tube but CCTV might be an issue - maybe if you moved from doing radios to monotoring video for the Met you could sell your services for the old "looped nowt happening" trick. I figure if I'm amongst the crowd it'd be hard to pin the blame on any one person and by faking a sneeze I would only have to worry about obfuscating my motive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I like how you're posting rather frequently on the forum today given you were late in and it's bonus day. Working from home - and its supposedly a reward for my "efforts" in 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Working from home - and its supposedly a reward for my "efforts" in 2013. I'll be "working from home" from the beginning of May too. It's an "opportunity for me to pursue other career trajectories", apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Working from home - and its supposedly a reward for my "efforts" in 2013. I couldn't work at home, far too many distractions. That's a bum deal, Fish. Finding jobs is a fucking ball ache at the moment, seems no-one wants to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I couldn't work at home, far too many distractions. That's a bum deal, Fish. Finding jobs is a fucking ball ache at the moment, seems no-one wants to know. I'll be fine. I own a smoking pipe and I've many cheerful facts about the square of the hypoteneuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Quick quiz. Out of the following posters; Howmanheyman, Gemmill, Rayvin, ADP, tomtoon92, Renton, Sonatine, catmag, Dr Gloom, The Mighty Hog Which one at 18:33 is the only one looking at the 'Fan motivational survey' started by tomtoon92 which nobody is arsed in filling out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Dadoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 It wasn't me cos I was having my tea. And I've already filled it in because I'm a swot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 "No Tomtoon92, I'm not the Messiah and I wont fill in your survey. Now FUCK OFF!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've done it, some of the questions are a bit err "out there"... I dont go to football to releive stress, its Newcastle United for fucks sakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Agreed. A lot of those questions can't be answered as they make little sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 It wasn't me cos I was having my tea. And I've already filled it in because I'm a swot "What did you have?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 MF blatantly fishing for a 'meat and two veg' answer from Cath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 MF blatantly fishing for a 'meat and two veg' answer from Cath. With a nice crust to dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Chicken salad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Tossed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 No, just chopped up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Yikes! Was it undressed? Give me something to work with here, woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Drizzled in oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 That'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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