Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Smart kid though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Dear Tom, Stop putting jalapeños on everything. Kind Regards, Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Tom, pictured this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 John Carew's sister is one of the candidates to represent Norway at Eurovision this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'll keep you informed. (As if you had any doubt!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Tom, pictured this morning. Tom goes for an afternoon swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Just had the company techie bods poking around my PC remotely to try and fix a problem. Terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46020 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Stood poised with a hammer over the router. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3962 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Won my first match in the company darts league today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 The correct term is "helldeskers" or morons What have you got your porn filed under? "Critical mission objectives". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Speaking of helpdesk, this is rather funny: http://www.chroniclesofgeorge.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Just paid my tax return. Not only did I have to pay them loads of money for money I earned (and spent) in 2012/13, the caths have made me pay for half the money they estimate I've spent last year as well. Sickening. Edited January 29, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Three accused of stealing food from Iceland store binsThree men are to stand trial after allegedly taking cheese, tomatoes and cakes from bins behind an Iceland shop. Paul May, William James and Jason Chan were arrested in Kentish Town, north London, in October. Iceland said its staff did not call the police. At a court hearing in November, the men denied being found in or upon enclosed premises, contrary to section 4 of the Vagrancy Act 1824. They will next appear at Highbury Magistrates' Court on 3 February. 'Waste and austerity' The items allegedly taken from the store's bins amounted to a total value of £33 and included tomatoes, mushrooms, cheese and Mr Kipling cakes. Mr May, 35, Mr James, 23, and Mr Chan, 31, all of no fixed address, are expected to say they had been "skipping" - a term used for taking food that would otherwise go to waste from a bin or skip. Mike Schwarz from law firm Bindmans, who is representing the men, said: "The prosecutor's view that there is a significant public interest in expending public money to prosecute 'skippers' at times of shortage, waste and austerity, seems at best short-sighted, at worst perverse and certainly disproportionate. "The defendants will say that they were not acting dishonestly." In a statement, Iceland said: "The store in question is next door to a police station. Iceland staff did not call the police, who attended on their own initiative. "Nor did we instigate the resulting prosecution, of which we had no knowledge until the media reports of it appeared yesterday evening. "We are currently trying to find out from the Crown Prosecution Service why they believe that it is in the public interest to pursue a case against these three individuals, and will comment further when we are more fully informed." Cameron's Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Some sensational stupidity in the questions on Pointless today. The category was country name origins. Only 10 people out of 100 knew "Rich Coast". Even "Equator" scored 20 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Some sensational stupidity in the questions on Pointless today. The category was country name origins. Only 10 people out of 100 knew "Rich Coast". Even "Equator" scored 20 or so. You got a slot on that or was it someone else?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 You got a slot on that or was it someone else?... I was on Chase Me The Chase, for my sins. Quite tempted by Pointless though... A friend is desperate to take me on the Million Pound Drop () but she's only gone and got herself pregnant, the selfish cow, so that's that for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Wish I had enough room for a table tennis table. Used to love it as a kid. £9 to go and play at the local sports hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Here we go again folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Daughter's getting evicted. " But Daddy neeeeeeeeds your room!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 http://www.argos.co.uk/m/static/Product/partNumber/3359174/Trail/searchtext%3ETABLE+TENNIS+TABLE.htm Wife's just give me that look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Table tennis is the only "sport" at which I'm not excruciatingly useless. Gosforth Central Middle School 'C' Team 1991-92, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 £9 to play is a bit of a joke though. Might as well spend a couple of hundred on a last-minute sun holiday and hog the table at the resort all week. Not that I'd advocate that kind of behaviour of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 £9 to play is a bit of a joke though. Might as well spend a couple of hundred on a last-minute sun holiday and hog the table at the resort all week. Not that I'd advocate that kind of behaviour of course... Aye, Id happily pay that but I like to involve my "crowd" in stuff so it would be a very expensive trip out and other people wouldnt want to pay it. As Im still remodelling the garden, one of these outdoor jobs could be a goer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Table tennis is the only "sport" at which I'm not excruciatingly useless. Gosforth Central Middle School 'C' Team 1991-92, baby! do you keep your hand in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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