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this Web of Death DUM DUM DMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm is closing in on the crooked cop.....

 

 

Kojak is coming tooooooooooo GETCHA

 

 

dinky dinky dooo

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but the bad guy is an expert marksmen, who misses when it's not integral to the plot that he hit and Kojak is just a bald man with a lollypop fetish.

 

 

 

Of COURSE I'm enjoying it.

 

it's now got chase music on as Baldy McSlapheeeeeeeed chases down the bent copper.

 

 

bad copper, naughty cop, BED WITH YOU I SAY

 

 

 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ooooh the bad copper plays an astro-physicist in one episode of the West Wing.

 

 

knew that I knew that I knew him!

 

 

God I'm good

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I love the names of episodes of Neighbours...... (yes, I'm the coolest person ever!)

 

My faves have been:

"Spiggin' Huftas"

"Cricket Makes Me Cry"

and the oh so duel-to-the-death-of-the-world sounding... "BOYD vs SATAN"

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I love the names of episodes of Neighbours...... (yes, I'm the coolest person ever!)

 

My faves have been:

"Spiggin' Huftas"

"Cricket Makes Me Cry"

and the oh so duel-to-the-death-of-the-world sounding... "BOYD vs SATAN"

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That kind of cool is relative Lou. :rolleyes:

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why are you in a sexless hell lp? is there a root cause to your abstination?

 

did you break up with a long term girlfriend or just swore an oath?

 

or did you and your missus have kids and have been unable to have a moments peace, in an american sitcom stylie?

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I love the names of episodes of Neighbours...... (yes, I'm the coolest person ever!)

 

My faves have been:

"Spiggin' Huftas"

"Cricket Makes Me Cry"

and the oh so duel-to-the-death-of-the-world sounding... "BOYD vs SATAN"

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That kind of cool is relative Lou. :rolleyes:

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I thought the [sarcasm] [/sarcasm] tags for the bit you highlighted might not be needed.

 

I love how Stingray says "foccachia-ed" blatantly instead of "fucked". I can't spell foccachia, though, I don't think. I think I foccachiaed it up. :lol:

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why are you in a sexless hell lp? is there a root cause to your abstination?

 

did you break up with a long term girlfriend or just swore an oath?

 

or did you and your missus have kids and have been unable to have a moments peace, in an american sitcom stylie?

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Marriage

 

oh how I laughed when people said "there goes your sex life"

 

bastards

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have an affair mate, it'll spice up the marriage, give you both a conversation point

 

you'll get some sex

 

 

also, if you start talking about your apathy towards sex, you might see you bird start trying it on a bit, keep refusing it until she's gagging for it, then you'll get your own personal sex toy willing to let you tie her up and stuff..... :rolleyes:

 

well admittedly the last bit is a short porno I saw...

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have an affair mate, it'll spice up the marriage, give you both a conversation point

 

you'll get some sex

 

 

also, if you start talking about your apathy towards sex, you might see you bird start trying it on a bit, keep refusing it until she's gagging for it, then you'll get your own personal sex toy willing to let you tie her up and stuff..... :rolleyes:

 

well admittedly the last bit is a short porno I saw...

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You been looking at Mags' personal collection again?

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It must be so weird to be a celebrity and have people taking pics of you ALL the time, even when you're not doing anything.

 

I've just signed up to Jenson's forum, although I'm not planning on posting much, because they scare me a bit on there, but I thought I'd be nice and show them a couple of the nicest pics of Jens from the karting. And they, bless their cotton socks, have compiled (from the internet) vast numbers of random Jenson photos on there...... most of them trackside, obviously. But it's like, he can't even take his helmet off without having a gazillion photos taken of him.

 

I mean, yes I like the excitement of meeting someone that you feel like you already know because you've seen them on TV.... and yes, I love to have photos of them to look at so I can giggle and go "aww, he's so pretty, and he looks just like he did at the karting" or "on $15m a year, surely you can afford a haircut?!!!!" (i mean, seriously...!) ... but the scale of it just freaks me out. Do we really need a million photos of him taking off his helmet?? And do we then need to copy them onto forums to share with others? You can't even tell it's him, for gods sake!!

 

I'm scared by both the intensity of the media, and the worrying obsession of *groups* of fans. Just one obsessive (but friendly!) (and hug worthy, lest we not forget!!!!) fan (aka: me) is FINE. And easy to cope with. (Restraining order works a charm. ..... or so I've heard...) But a whole breeding ground of obsession??!!! That's a bit scary.

 

Anyways, that's my little, slightly bizarre, verging on the hypocritical, piece on celebrity for now. :rolleyes:

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I'm scared by both the intensity of the media, and the worrying obsession of *groups* of fans.  Just one obsessive (but friendly!) (and hug worthy, lest we not forget!!!!) fan (aka: me) is FINE.  And easy to cope with.  (Restraining order works a charm.  ..... or so I've heard...)  But a whole breeding ground of obsession??!!!  That's a bit scary.

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never have so many brackets been used in one paragraph.

 

there ARE other punctuation marks sweetheart, lets not forget them?

 

`¬!"_-[]{}:;@'~#<>?,./\|

 

All useful in their own way and certainly not to be bullied out of your submissions by the brutish bracket

 

 

so there.

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well to call it fun (which I'm not) would be to excessively raise expectations about marks on a page.

 

this film is average, the american seems to have a fake american accent..... and the cockneys have fake cockney accents...

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Best film in the world <:>give or take a few that might be better<:> is, without any ~or at least much~ doubt.....

 

*drumroll please*

 

 

THUNDERSTRUCK.

 

It's Aussie. But it's FANTASTIC. It's just wonderous in so many ways. Not least because it stars Damon Gameau, who is undeniably hot stuff but not so much you want to hit him for his perfection. And also not least for the bit where physically handicapped midgits attack one of the main characters with their wheelchairs. Quite wrong, but so, so funny. AND, a fantastic soundtrack. Oh yes!!

 

Simply spiffing stuff! :rolleyes:

 

PS - Fishie: no brackets in sight on this one, eh? :lol:

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I am sitting here for some reason with the theme from the animated disney version of Robin Hood going thru my head. I could blame it on alcohol but that seems like a cop out. Meh.

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